Nozaki: I don't need therapy, I have you guys!
Mayu: We're just as fucked up as you are. It's like the blind leading the blind.
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Nozaki: Uh, is this a long story, Maeno? I mean it has been long, but is it longer?
Maeno: I haven’t gotten to the story part yet.
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Nozaki: Why are people so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I would be excited just to have a bunk bed.
(Mikoshiba and Sakura stare at him in silence.)
Sakura: I’m gonna tell him.
Mikoshiba: Don’t you dare!
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Nozaki: Alright, give me your hairdryer.
Sakura and Seo: (Tilt their heads to the side.) What?
Nozaki: Don't you carry one in your purse?
Sakura: Have you ever met a human woman?
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Seo: We've done a lot of things we're not proud of...
Seo: (Begins to count off of her fingers) Robbing graves, plundering tombs...
Seo: Double parking...
Seo: But nobody got hurt.
Seo: Well, maybe somebody got hurt...
Seo: But nobody we knew!
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Nozaki: What are you going to do about moving out?
Mayu: I don't know.
Nozaki: About Mikoshiba?
Mayu: I don't know.
Nozaki: Your job?
Mayu: I don't know.
Nozaki: Your future?
Mayu: Okay. I'm gonna go ahead and hit you an "I don't know."
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Mikoshiba: [Holds up a picture of a guy] Are you familiar with that face?
Waka: I don't know, my memory ain't so great.
Mikoshiba: [Pulls out $20] Maybe this'll refresh your memory.
Waka: Yea, I remember him. Why do you wanna know?
Mikoshiba: I can't tell you that.
Waka: Well, maybe this'll help. [Holds up the $20 again]
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I'm not going to sit here and listen to you accuse me of things I clearly did.
Seo Yuzuki
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Sakura: I’m going to see Yumeno-sensei.
Nozaki: Ok. See you later.
Nozaki: (Thinking) Sakura is really dressed up, is she really that excited to see me?
Nozaki: Wait! She can’t do that! I’m Yumeno Sakiko!
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Nozaki: Seo, have you ever actually heard of tact?
Seo: Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass.
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Maeno: Uh oh someone’s under the mistletoe!
Tanuki Maeno has cornered in the garage: [Hisses angrily]
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Maeno: [Excitedly snatches a letter away from Nozaki.] Let me see that!
Maeno: [Stares at it and then hands it back.] I can't read.
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Hori: Kashima.
Kashima: Hori-senpai.
Nozaki: Sakura.
Chiyo: Nozaki-kun!
Mikoshiba: Mikorin.
Hori: Okay, you just said your own name.
Mikoshiba: It was the only one left!
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Hori-senpai’s birthday is November 28th! Send in quotes!
(Hori is also one of my favorite characters, so I like using quotes with him in them.)
Submit your quotes and I will post them as they come! c: I will also be posting some backlogged stuff from the queue now that I have my internet set up.
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