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Incorrect Quotes from Gundam Wing
I lied, these quotes are definitely 100% correct.
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Heero: I want to revisit something you said previously. If you were to put together a draft of people you would date, would I at least be on it?
Duo: I mean, how many slots do I have?
Heero: …One.
Duo: …No.
Heero: Two.
Duo: Wh-What are you asking me right now?
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Trowa: Roll your sleeves down
Duo:
Duo: Uh—
Trowa: You look like a slut
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[over comm]
Duo: What about us?
Heero: …what?
Duo: What about everything we’ve been through?
Heero: 02, what are you talking about? Is the mission compromised?
Duo: What about trust?
Heero: …are you fucking singing High School Musical to me right now?
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[sharing a safehouse]
Heero, coming back from a mission: Hey.
Duo: Hey, welcome back! Where’s ’Fei?
Heero: In jail.
Duo: …you left him in jail?
Heero: Wouldn’t you?
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Makes you wonder who he thinks the little teapot is
The war, according to Wufei.
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He’s just never seen a birthday cake before give the guy a break
Although speaking of official Gundam Wing art this is probably my favourite
duo no what are you doing
duo you fucking little shitlord
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[after first meeting Wufei]
Duo: Did you see his fucking hair?
Heero: Yes…
Quatre: Guys—
Trowa: His scientist doesn’t care about him
Duo: Not a goddamn bit
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Duo: I don’t understand this planet like why the hell do we blare sirens instead of “move bitch get out the way” like why can’t we have this???
Une: Maxwell, what have we said about upholding Preventers’ public image?
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Quatre: We have to find a way out of here
Duo: Let’s burn this place down!
Trowa: I have an idea, but we’re going to need a tugboat.
Quatre: Tugboats and arson, that’s all I ever get from you two.
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Wufei: Are you guys trying to give me an aneurysm?
Heero: Pretty sure we all are.
Quatre: I wasn’t!
Trowa: I was.
Duo: I just cause aneurysms naturally.
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Dorothy, to Relena: Take the day off from being the bigger person and choose violence, you deserve it.
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[at Preventers HQ]
Duo: Hey ‘Fei, the vending machine in the break room is broken.
Wufei: I know, I broke it. I needed to speak with you and I knew that was the fastest way to get you up here.
Duo: You bastard! I trusted you!
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[at Preventers HQ]
Wufei: Zechs is going to join us for this mission
Heero: This makes me want to die
Wufei: You always want to die, this changes nothing
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Sally: We call this a traumatic event
Sally, looking at Trowa: Not a “major L”
Sally, looking at Duo: Not a “lmao that sucks”
Sally, looking at Heero: Not a “it is what it is”
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Quatre: You have to have confidence in yourself. You have to believe in yourself.
Heero: Who are you talking to?
Quatre: Myself.
Heero: …Is he listening?
Quatre: No.
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[being asked to secure an event]
Wufei: Don’t be ridiculous, I’m not going to shoot anyone.
Noin: He didn’t say anything about blowing anybody up.
Sally: Do you need that clarification?
Noin: It would be nice, yes.
#tbf this is a legit concern for Noin#he did blow up all her cadets rip#wufei chang#lucrezia noin#sally po#gundam wing#incorrect quotes
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Wufei: why does no one ever message me
Anyone: [texts Wufei]
Wufei: the fuck you want
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