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Bubs: (holding up a broken cuckoo clock) Today I have this broken cuckoo clock. As you can see, it's been "tore up from the floor up". Strong Mad knocked it down the other day by accident. (flashback to Strong Mad pummeling the cuckoo clock with a baseball bat) Strong Mad: STOP MAKING THAT NOISE! I HATE YOU! THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT AN ACCIDENT!

#incorrect quotes #homestar runner #bubs #strong mad #source: #gravity falls

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From Muppet Treasure Island(Charles is mention to possible be Gunhaver’s first name)

(Some Random Cheat Commandos one shot Character apparently dies with all 10 cheat commandos surrounding him on his deathbed)

Silent Rip: He died? And this is supposed to be a kids show!

(Random Dying Character gets up and grabs Fightgar and pulls him closer)

Random Dying Character: Charlie-Charles-Charlie-Charles-Charles-Charles-Charles! you always been a decent sort to old me.

Fightgar: I’m not Charlie-Charles-Charlie-Charles-Charles-Charles-Charles.(points to Gunhaver) He’s Charlie-Charles-Charlie-Charles-Charles-Charles-Charles.

(Random Dying Character than grabs Gunhaver and pulls him closer)

Random Dying Character: Charles?

Gunhaver: Yes Sir?

Random Dying Character: Charlie-Charles-Charlie-Charles-Charles-Charles!

Gunhaver: Yes sir, What is it?

#submission #incorrect quotes #homestar runner #cheat commandos #silent rip #fightgar #gunhaver #source: #muppet treasure island #submitted by: #ladysouthpaw1213

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Marzipan: (texting Homestar) Morning, babe. Homestar: Good mowning, my love. Marzipan: How is your morning? Homestar: I'm moving as quick as a little slut this mowning. Marzipan: I... do not know what that means. Homestar: SLUG. OH MY FWEAKING CWAP. SLUG!

#incorrect quotes #homestar runner #marzipan #homestar #source: #tumblr

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Strong Bad: There’s only one way to get rid of a free-floating guilt complex.

(pushes Strong Sad down a hill)

Strong Bad: Do something to deserve it!

#incorrect quotes #homestar runner #strong bad #strong sad #source: #garfield #submission

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Homestar: The way I be dwinking this damn apple juice... ooh, chile! 😂 Bubs: You can't be saying that, white baby.

#incorrect quotes #homestar runner #homestar #bubs #source: #tumblr

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Strong Bad: That sounds super! Doesn't that sound super, Strong Sad? Strong Sad: No. Strong Bad: I think I speak for Strong Sad when I say it sounds Really Fucking Super!

#incorrect quotes #homestar runner #strong bad #strong sad #source: #homestuck #happy 4/13 everybloody

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Strong Sad: Thoughts? Homestar: No, thank you.

#incorrect quotes #homestar runner #strong sad #homestar #source: #tumblr

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Do you eat? I do. Want to do it in the same room sometime?

The Ugly One, trying to ask a boy out to lunch

#incorrect quotes #homestar runner #teen girl squad #the ugly one #source: #black books

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You know, I never had much as a kid. Just loving parents, stability, and a mansion... and a thriving baked goods enterprise for me to inherit. Useless crap like that.

Crack Stuntman, detailing his humble beginnings in an interview

#submission #incorrect quotes #homestar runner #cheat commandos #crack stuntman #source: #puss in boots the last wish #submitted by: #hacchigryphon

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Homestar: Oh, my dear Mawzipan, will you be okay after I leave? Marzipan: Yes, this will not affect me in any way.

#incorrect quotes #homestar runner #homestar #marzipan #source: #the good place

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Strong Bad: When have I ever done something rash or irresponsible?

Strong Sad: I keep a list. It’s alphabetized.

#incorrect quotes #homestar runner #strong bad #strong sad #source: #secret saturdays #submitted by: #marksider89 #submission

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CALM DOWN? THAT'S THE THING I'M LEAST GOOD AT!

Strong Mad, probably

#incorrect quotes #homestar runner #strong mad #source: #cardcaptor sakura

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The TGS are studying the Bolshevik revolutions in history class

The Ugly One: Do you ever think after a long day of warfare and combat, Stalin ever slapped Trotsky across the face and said "This is for almost getting us killed," then kissed him deeply and said "And well... that's for saving my life"? So And So: No, I don't think they did that.

#incorrect quotes #homestar runner #teen girl squad #the ugly one #so and so #source: #twitter

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STRONG MAD LIKES TO HURT PEOPLE... FOR PEACE!

Strong Mad, probably

#submission #incorrect quotes #homestar runner #strong mad #source: #bully #submitted by: #ladysouthpaw1213

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You know, sometimes I feel like my whole life is just a series of loosely-related wacky misadventures.

Strong Bad, probably

#incorrect quotes #homestar runner #strong bad #source: #bojack horseman

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Homestar and Strong Bad have just been pummeled and burninated by Trogdor

Homestar: Stwong Bad, what's that smell? Strong Bad: That, Homestar, is the smell of defeat. Homestar: Good, I thought it was my skin.

#incorrect quotes #homestar runner #sbcg4ap #homestar #strong bad #trogdor #source: #spongebob squarepants

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You can pick your friends, and you can lead a horse to water, but you can keep your eyes open while you're sneezing.

Strong Bad, imparting some wisdom

#submission #incorrect quotes #homestar runner #strong bad #source: #weird al yankovic #submitted by: #hacchigryphon