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Mahito: Do you think ants have feelings?
Geto: Is 3 AM shut the fuck up and go to sleep.
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Mugger: Ok pal, gimme your wallet!
Toji: Do I look like I got money!?
Mugger: Uh…
Toji: [kicks his ass]
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Toji: Of course I'm better than you. Name one thing you have that I don't.
Naoya: Money.
Toji:
Toji: You fuckin' take that back–
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Sukuna: How come whenever I have fun, it's considered wrong?
Yuji: People die when you have fun.
#jjk#jjk incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect jujutsu kaisen#ryomen sukuna#yuji itadori#source: just-incorrect-bnha
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Gojo, slightly concerned: When was the last time you slept?
Nanami, holding his 6th cup of coffee: No.
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Mahito: A friend came looking for you.
Geto: A friend?
Mahito: An enemy.
Geto: Ah! Which one?
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Megumi: I come from a long line of guys who had something wrong with them.
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Toji: I forget but I do NOT forgive.
Toji: I’m wandering around hating bitches, can’t remember why.
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Megumi: Dad, quick! Don’t ask why, but please talk to the dad of my ex.
Toji: … [picks up phone] Hello, this is Megumi's dad. Yes, they are playing curses together. Sorry, playing with curses. Oh no, they are bleeding. They are dead. Don’t call again. [hangs up] Sorry, I panicked.
#jjk#jjk incorrect quotes#megumi fushiguro#toji fushiguro#source: steven universe#had to do this with these two as well asdfdgdgh
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Mimiko: Geto, quick! Don’t ask why, but please pretend to be my dad to the dad of my ex.
Geto: … [picks up phone] Hello, this is Mimiko's dad. Yes, they are playing curses together. Sorry, playing with curses. Oh no, they are bleeding. They are dead. Don’t call again. [hangs up] Sorry, I panicked.
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Sukuna: The world is a cruel place, my vessel. Everywhere I go, all I see is death and destruction…
Yuji: Probably because you’re the one causing it.
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Sukuna: Do I need to swear on a Bible and take an oath to show you I’m on Itadori’s side this time?
Gojo: Are you even allowed near Bibles? Don’t they burst into flames in your presence?
Sukuna: It’s been known to happen.
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Mahito: [watching a loud stream on his phone]
Geto: Would you turn that off already? You’re supposed to be tormenting the jujutsu sorcerers, not me.
Mahito: [turns the volume to maximum]
Geto: [sighs] Why are you like this?
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Geto: Should I start killing people in my story to make it more interesting?
Shoko: What type of story are you writing?
Geto: An autobiography.
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Gojo: So whatever you will think of them, be nice.
Geto: I'm always nice.
Gojo: Real nice, not bitchy nice.
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Geto: My own mother thought I was a monster.
Geto: She was right of course, but it still hurt.
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Gojo: Geto stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards.
Geto: I got a full house and 4 people died.
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