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Tamama: I know you think my judgement about Keroro is clouded because I like him a little bit-

Giroro: You doodled your wedding invitation.

Tamama: No! That’s our joint tombstone.

Giroro: My mistake.

#passive-aggressive-pearls submitted this #tamama #giroro #source: brooklyn nine-nine #mod keroro #submission

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[At Disneyland, in the teacups]

Giroro and Dororo: [spinning a little and talking]

Keroro, Tamama and Kururu: [fly past them spinning as fast as they can, screaming]

#passive-aggressive-pearls submitted this #giroro #dororo #keroro #tamama #kururu #source: demi #mod keroro #submission

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Hi, my names Chelsie*opens closet door* whats your favorite dinner food?

Tororo

#Anonymous submitted this #tororo #keroro gunsou #sgt frog

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Dororo: It’s a horrible life in the theater, you know. People think “I’m going to be the star of the show” and then they cast you as the little tree in the background. Maybe not even the tree, maybe the dirt that the tree is planted in; I spent all day under a brown sheet, then they forgot about me and turned the lights out.

#poppun-chan submitted this #dororo #keroro gunsou #source: a series of unfortunate events movie deleted scene #submission

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Dasonu Marie: You guys are just jealous, because all of my friends tell me I remind them of Sumomo.

The entire platoon: *Loses it*

Keroro: SUMOMO?! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND?!

Tamama: Sumomo sweetie, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry that a ugly ass bitch like this would even SAY THAT! Oh my god!

#keroro #tamama #dasonu marie #keroro gunsou #source: ??? #mod tamama

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Giroro: So, can you think of anyone we could have possibly ticked off on Pekopon?

Keroro: Ummm, Beyoncé, Shrek, the purple McDonalds monster, George Washington's ghost, One Direction-

Giroro: Alright, you can shut up now

Keroro: I'm just getting warmed up...

#mod kururu #keroro gunsou #keroro #giroro #source: ??? #sgt frog

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Keroro: So, what time does the judgmental express arrive?

Tamama: Giroro gets here at noon.

#keroro #tamama #giroro #passive-aggressive-pearls submitted this #source: gilmore girls #keroro gunsou #submission

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Dororo: Good morning Leader-

Keroro: Don’t start Dororo, okay?

Dororo: I’m sorry. That good morning stuff was way out of line.

#dororo #keroro #keroro gunsou #passive-aggressive-pearls submitted this #source: golden girls #submission

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Giroro: It sounds like bones breaking.

Kururu: Bones? Where we're going, we don't need bones.

Giroro: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

#giroro #kururu #keroro gunsou #source: ??? #mod tamama

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Keroro: Natsumi took away my gundam for two weeks, just because I got home late!

Giroro: Well, you deserved it. I mean, getting everyone's hopes up like that and then showing up again.

#keroro #natsumi hinata #giroro #keroro gunsou #source: ??? #mod tamama

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Tamama: I am proud to identify as morosexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Keroro asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.

Keroro: What kind of animal is pink panther?

Tamama, already swooning: Keroro you are so fucking stupid.

#tamama #keroro #keroro gunsou #source: tumblr #mod tamama

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Natsumi: Promise me that you'll be on your best behavior.

Tamama: We already promised other people that we'd be on our worst behavior...

Keroro: And we gave them our word, so...

#natsumi hinata #tamama #keroro #keroro gunsou #source: ??? #mod tamama

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Kururu: I brushed my teeth with toothpaste that's making everything taste far too effervescent.

Keroro: I'm constantly googling words you say to find out what they mean.

Kururu: Teeth are the sharp things in your mouth, and toothpaste helps to keep them clean and strong.

#kururu #keroro #keroro gunsou #source: ??? #mod tamama

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Giroro: Keroro, Come on, we gotta go to the doctor. Hurry up.

Keroro: Oh! Oh! I don't feel to good.

Giroro: Oh, so you don't wanna go to the doctor because you're sick?

Keroro: Uh huh.

Giroro: Promise me you won't reproduce.

#giroro #keroro #keroro gunsou #source: ??? #mod tamama

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Two of my favourite things (rain, dirt) combine to make my third favourite thing (mud) and I think that’s just sexy.

Dororo

#dororo #keroro gunsou #source: tumblr #mod tamama

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Fuyuki: Think! What's the number one problem with most monster hunts?

Keroro: You're a side character, and you die in the first five minutes of the movie. Dude, am I a side character? Do you ever think about stuff like that?

#keroro gunsou #mod kururu #keroro #fuyuki hinata #source: gravity falls #submission

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Momoka: Well I did go to summer camp. For two weeks. I got kicked out.

Fuyuki: Kicked out?

Momoka: Yeah. It’s a long story. Suffice it to say I don’t like liars who steal nail polish and then pass out when you slap them a little bit on the back of the head.

#momoka nishizawa #fuyuki hinata #keroro gunsou #source: ??? #Mod Tamama