Kakashi, ordering coffee: Give me a light roast
Sasuke: You're kinda ugly
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[at the hospital]
Sakura: We're here for our sensei.
Nurse: Who’s your sensei?
Naruto: You must be new here.
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Sakura: We call that a traumatic event.
Sakura, turning to Naruto: Not a "bruh moment"
Sakura, turning to Sasuke: Not a "major L"
Sakura, turning to Kakashi: And definitely not an "OOF lmao"
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For the inbox thing, Hashirama + Madara?
Ship ship ship. Childhood friends to lovers to enemies to tragic deaths to being brought back to life to lovers again? Sign me the fuck up.
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Kakashi vs Tenzo
I absolutely adore Tenzo but easy clap for Kakashi. Well, maybe not easy but Kakashi definitely wins.
Let's break it down.
According to the databook Kakashi is better than Tenzo in Ninjutsu, Taijutsu, Genjutsu. He's faster and smarter. Kakashi has a total of 34.5 points while Tenzo's is 31.
The only real threat to Kakashi's victory is Tenzo's wood release. Since wood release is water+wood, Kakashi's fire release wouldn't work on it. The only thing he could break them with is Chidori which he won't be able to do more than once or twice. And Tenzo has better stamina and higher chakra levels.
My guess is for the first half of the fight Kakashi would kind of be on the defense, biding his time, trying to wear him out, and then once Tenzo's levels are down he'd begin his true attacks. Doesn't matter what he uses ninjutsu, taijutsu, genjutsu, kenjutsu - probably not kenjutsu but imagine Kakashi with a sword, wow.
Anyway, if he plays his cards right Kakashi for sure wins.
What do you think?
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Pain for the ask game?
sorry this took me so long :D
general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life
hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang
hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff
He's not necessarily that ambitious but he also kind of is? He has big goals (his motives are not important) and he has the patience and intelligence to create and follow intricate, clever plans to achieve anything he wants. Plus, whether you agree with his methods or not, he's a very good leader.
best quality: Leadership
worst quality: Too confident. Which ultimately led to his downfall. He shouldn't have destroyed Konoha. He was way too sure of himself and he wasted more than half of his chakra destroying the village and then later didn't have enough during his fight with Naruto. If he had waited a little before using such chakra draining jutsu, he might have won.
ship them with: none.
brotp them with: konan, yahiko
needs to stay away from: the world?
misc. thoughts: I don't have strong opinions on Pain. I enjoyed him as a villain. He was very well written until the end. Well, except at the end. I didn't like how Naruto's talk no jutsu was enough to change his mind on his core beliefs. Would've liked it more if he had stuck to his beliefs till the better end and died a villain (or rather an anti-hero i guess)
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Sasuke: Can you check for monsters under my bed?
Shisui: Sure! Let m-OH MY GOD IT'S GOT MY ARM!
Itachi: Shisui! You're scaring him.
Shisui: Just kidding! It only eats eight year olds, goodnight.
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Tarot card reader: I will now tell you your fortune
Itachi: Cool I guess
Tarot reader: Why is every card death? What the hell, I don't even own this many death cards
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Naruto: Go big or go home!
Iruka: Please, for once in your life just go home. I’m begging you. Go. Home.
Naruto: I’m going big!
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Sakura: When you feel really happy and content, that's your brain releasing a bunch of endorphins.
Kakashi: Can't relate.
Naruto: How would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?
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sasuke: naruto makes me feel warm and fuzzy
sasuke: he must die for this
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Naruto: I have an excellent gaydar, I can determine if a person is gay or not with just a glance.
Kakashi: Sasuke has been in love with you for years.
Naruto: He what?
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[police sirens go off in the distance]
Iruka, who has never done anything illegal in his life: They’ve found me.
Kakashi, the one they're after: You better hide.
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Naruto: Request for you to not be a bitch
Sasuke: Request denied
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Naruto: Sasuke, can you hand me that thing?
Sasuke: *moves it further away*
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