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Scar: Did there come a time when you made the decision to leave your husband?

Etho: Yes

Scar: Did he try to do something to you?

Etho: Yes, he tried to kill me

Scar: And you felt that was the last straw?

Etho: What do you think?

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Grian, to Mumbo: You are a constant source of disappointment.

Jimmy: Hey... I thought I was the constant source of disappointment.

Jimmy: Well I will just have to try harder!

Jimmy: SOMEONE GIVE ME A SCREWDRIVER!

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Lizzie: What's the situation up here?

Cleo: Fucked up, about to die, Ren is a nerd, the usual.

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Bdubs: Griiiaaaann... Grrrriiiiaaaaannnn...

Grian: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

Bdubs: I am the ghost of Bdubs and I've come back with a waaaarrrniiiinnng...

Joel: You're not Bdubs. Bdubs had a moss coat

Bdubs: Dude, shut up, man! I'm a freaking ghost. Have you ever seen a mossy ghost before?

Grian: Yeah, that's definitely him.

Bdubs: Fine. Ok, here's the deal. I've come back from the dead to give you a warning about Etho. Don't let-

Joel: What's the warning?

Bdubs: Shut up for one second and I'll tell you!

Joel: Oh, sorry.

Bdubs: Seriously, man! I mean, I'm coming back from the Great Beyond here! Do you think this is easy? It's not! It's not like just... you know pop in and out whenever I feel like it, it takes a lot of concentration!

Joel: Sorry.

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Bdubs: Hey.

Etho: Yeah?

Bdubs: You ever wonder why we’re here?

Etho: It's one of life's great mysteries isn't it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a God watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know, man, but it keeps me up at night.

Bdubs: ...What?! I mean why are we out here, in this snow fort?

Etho: Oh. Uh... yeah.

Bdubs: What was all that stuff about God?

Etho: Uh...hm? Nothing.

Bdubs: You wanna talk about it?

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Mumbo: You still haven’t given me your word, do you wanna rob a bank? Cause I’d love to start talking about plans.

Grian: No, that’s a crime

Mumbo: Grian, you’ve killed about 500 men

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Mumbo: I think once we get out of here I’m gonna go rob a bank. If I can get through all of this I can rob a bank without being caught

Martyn: Oh I’ll help you!

Mumbo: Yeah let’s rob a fucking bank after this

Jimmy: Let’s rob a fucking bank!

Impulse: I’ve always wanted to rob someone!

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Grian: Mumbo! You said you’d never killed anyone before!

Mumbo: This is all instinct, Grian. I’m scared

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Etho: Where have you been Grian?! I’ve been monitoring the southlands, the scottage, that pizza hut you love so much-

Grian: No, no, Joel loves that place, I think it’s dirty

Joel: I ate a baby there

Grian: He did

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Tango: You know I wish you guys would take a greater interest in my redstone. We’re allies but sometimes it feels like we’re just roommates

Skizz: Tango, if you don’t cut it out with your middle child nonsense I’m gonna SHOVE YOUR HEAD! IN THE TOILET!

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Joel: My plan must have worked!

Scar: And it was my plan, to use your plan! You’re welcome everybody!

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Grian: The world would be better off without me?

Grian: Good. That’s exactly why I exist. I wanna bring vengeance and chaos

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Scott: Where are you living right now?

Etho, whose base just got blown up: Well right now I’m living with you guys

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Etho: Dear Bdubs, I know you’re alive, so I left this note! We’re on our way to the reds to avenge your death. Your beloved friend, Etho. P.S. If you are dead, then pay no attention to this letter.

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Scar: Just when all hope seemed lost, I had an epiphany

Scar: I’m gonna throw myself into the ocean

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Scott: I wasn’t consumed by the gay agenda

Scott: I am the gay agenda

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Scar, returning next session: What did you do?

Grian: I didn’t do anything!

Scott, in the background: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!?

Grian: Ignore that

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