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Jinx: Die.
Lux: Please don't die!
Jinx: DIE!
Lux: PLEASE DON'T DIE!
Ezreal, confused: Why are they yelling at a plant?
Janna, watching while eating popcorn: They bought it together and Lux wants Jinx to accept it as their kid.
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incorrectleaguequotes · a day ago
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Akali: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.
Akali: And I started thinking.
Akali: Like, it was just trying to get food.
Akali: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?
Evelynn: Are you ok?
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incorrectleaguequotes · a day ago
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Jinx: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.
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incorrectleaguequotes · a day ago
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Lux: Why aren’t you sleeping?
Jinx: I’m too busy plotting your murder to sleep, Lux.
Lux:
Jinx: ...The nightmares.
Lux: *wrapping her arms around Jinx* Awwww, sweetie-
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incorrectleaguequotes · a day ago
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Kai’sa: Akali just said "I have an appetite for destruction" and then she reached down and untied my shoe.
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incorrectleaguequotes · a day ago
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Ekko: Vi likes to win. When she was 8, a little Club Scout friend of theirs bragged she could sell the most cookies.
Ekko: Damned if Vi didn't walk the neighborhood till she got blisters on her feet, and won by 10 boxes.
Ekko: Best part is, Vi wasn't even a Club Scout.
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incorrectleaguequotes · 2 days ago
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Lux: That sounds like a terrible plan.
Ezreal: Oh, we've had worse.
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incorrectleaguequotes · 2 days ago
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Ezreal: I'm gonna nickname my child "Lil Bitch".
Jinx: I see you're passing on your name.
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incorrectleaguequotes · 2 days ago
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Lulu: I'm not that stupid!
Janna: Lulu, you literally ate the wax from a babybel.
Lulu: JINX TOLD ME IT WAS EDIBLE!
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incorrectleaguequotes · 2 days ago
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Jinx: What goes up but never comes down?
Lux: The amount of stress you're bringing this family.
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incorrectleaguequotes · 2 days ago
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Jinx: Yesterday, I overheard Caitlyn saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Vi replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.
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incorrectleaguequotes · 2 days ago
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Zed: Bro-
Shen: No, no, hold up, rewind.
Shen: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??
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incorrectleaguequotes · 3 days ago
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Lux: So, Jinx is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.
Ezreal: Why?
Lux: Because I've caught her trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.
Jinx, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.
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incorrectleaguequotes · 3 days ago
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Lulu, throwing a pokeball at Janna: Janna, I choose you!
Janna, not looking up from her book and catching it: You need an Ultra ball to catch this Legendary Pokémon.
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incorrectleaguequotes · 3 days ago
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Lulu: Why cant trees give off something important like wifi??
Jinx: Okay so fuck oxygen, I guess.
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incorrectleaguequotes · 3 days ago
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Kai’sa: It’s funny how well you and Evelynn get along. Didn’t she hate you at first?
Ahri: Eve hates everybody at first. It’s her way of reaching out to people.
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incorrectleaguequotes · 3 days ago
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Jinx: Lux likes to say ‘you can be part of the problem or part of the solution,’ but I happen to believe you can be both.
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