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what is your favorite type of tea? (from the Camellia sinensis plant) Black tea, Green tea, Oolong tea, Pu-erh tea, White tea? Spill that tea specifically please.

I know a bunch of people *cough cough hobbits* would have a lot of opinions on this, but I personally don't have a preference. Father never cared about teas (as you probably know) as much as he cared about the other drinks. Also, I may or may not have stolen a bit from him when I was small.

And you wanted some tea spilled?

Wellllllll, Aragorn may or may not have snuck some of my Father's wine onto the journey. And he may or may not have shared it with me. Father may or may not know about this.

Don't tell him.

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Everyone speculates about how the orcs know what a menu is but in the drinking game scene in Return of the King Legolas uses the phrase "game over", a phrase coined in 1950 used in the earliest arcade games

Suggesting that Legolas has played pinball at least once

And was presumably bad enough to see those words a lot

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Legolas: If olive oil comes from olives... where does baby oil come from?

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Thranduil, about the Fellowship: if they all jumped off a cliff, would you?

Legolas: with all due respect, Ada, you raised a leader, an innovator, a dumbass. I’d be the first one to jump off that fucking cliff.

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Therapist: So, what brought you to therapy?

Legolas: A bus.

Therapist:

Legolas: Okay, fine. Crippling depression that I cover up with bad jokes.

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Aragorn: Legolas, it's so good to see you!

Legolas: *sees Aragorn*

Legolas: omg🤪 sis💅🏻 your👀 eybrows🤨 are fucking🤌🏻 gone😨 and👏🏻 you😅 haven't🤡 taken😩 a shower🚿james charles🕺🏻 is 🧎🏻‍♀️quaking🏌🏻in🙈 his🙉 boots👢 and thats the🤸🏻‍♂️ real🚗 tea🍵 can’t😗relate💃🏼

Aragorn: what the fuck is he saying???

Gimli, crying: i don’t fucking know

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Gimli: What are you, 5?

Legolas: *snorts* yeah, 5 heads taller than you.

Gimli:

Legolas:

Legolas: I’m sorry please don’t kill me.

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Legolas: When I get murdered can you make sure I’m an unsolved case?

Aragorn: What?

Legolas: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

Aragorn: Can we go back to the part when you said “When I get murdered?"

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Frodo: I’m sad.

Legolas: don’t be sad. because sad backwards is das

Legolas: and das not good

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Aragorn, after explaining the plan: Any questions?

Legolas: Who would win in a race between an elf and a dwarf?

Aragorn: I meant- [sighs] The elf.

Legolas: Yes! Elves rule!

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Legolas, taking off a hat to reveal a smaller, sparkly, secret hat underneath: Does this answer your question?

Aragorn: I never even asked a question.

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Aragorn: Why would you give Peregrin Took a knife?!

Legolas: They felt unsafe.

Aragorn: Well, now I feel unsafe.

Legolas:

Legolas: Would you also like a knife?

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Legolas: Hey, I got to say, I'm not even mad about the whole con. Borderline proud, even.

Legolas: Okay, I'm always mad. But in a fun, completely unpredictable sort of way. It keeps you on your toes.

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Legolas: If olive oil comes from olives... where does baby oil come from?

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Legolas: I'd never stab anyone in the back. That's such a boring form of betrayal.

Aragorn: You've literally stabbed people in the back, like, fifty times.

Legolas: Well, I'd never do it again, because it got boring.

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Legolas: Eru must think me a jester to bestow upon me the gift of eyelids and yet they only ever seem to find themselves open to gaze upon bullshit.

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Aragorn: No sleep again last night?

Frodo: No! I can’t stop having the disturbing nightmares.

Aragorn: Okay, you’ve gotta talk to Gandalf about this.

Legolas: No! Gandalf is bad news, trying to get all up in young people’s heads.

Aragorn: He helped me get over a lot of my emotional problems.

Legolas: Nah, you’re still a mess.

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