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Emily: A UFO just landed on my car and crushed it and all the aliens got out and laughed.

Jo: And they had "Down With The Humans" shirts on.

#submission #homeworkforpigeons #source: tumblr #emily #jo #lumberjanes

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Jen, to the Roanokes: Don't MAKE me turn this hero's journey around!!

Rosie: Aw, is somebody still in 'refusal of the call'?

#submission #homeworkforpigeons #source: tumblr #jen #rosie #lumberjanes

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Jo: You ever get so tired you start seeing spiders?

April: Me after I take 17 Benadryl and start seeing the Hat Man.

Jen: THE WHO??

April: Oh so is this not a safe space suddenly?

#submission #homeworkforpigeons #source: twitter #jo #april #jen #unreality tw

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Mackenzie: Just took an 18 hour shower. I am now a prune. How are y'all doing?

Diane: Oh, nothing... I just took a NINETEEN hour shower but it's not big deal.

Wren, monotone: I'm showering as we speak. I haven't left in days. The water is so cold...

Mackenzie: God fucking dammit I hate this cabin.

#submission #homeworkforpigeons #source: discord #mackenzie #diane #wren #lumberjanes

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*looking at a broken-down vehicle*

April: Can you tell what's wrong, Jo?

Jo: You see that hole right there?

Jo: That should be an engine.

#submission #themangledsans0508 #source: scooby doo mystery incorporated #april #jo #lumberjanes

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Don't care didn't ask plus my psychic visions foretold all of this.

Diane

#submission #homeworkforpigeons #source: tumblr #diane #lumberjanes

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Molly: I’m likable!

Mal: Yeah...

Molly: I know I am!

Mal: You have friends!

Molly: The Roanokes like me. Jen likes me.

Mal: Right, Jen. Jen likes you.

Molly: My mom hates me.

Mal: Not that again...

#submission #anonymous #source: bob's burgers #molly #mal #lumberjanes

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Emily, in the Roanoke cabin: So, you get a lot of raccoons in here?

Molly: Why, you jealous?

Emily: Little bit.

#submission #anonymous #source: bob's burgers #emily #molly #lumberjanes #(sorry for the delay!)

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Molly: Mal, I just realized something. I had a bad childhood.

Mal: Yeah, I know.

Molly: What do you mean you know?

Mal: Look at you.

Molly: What do you mean, look at me?

Mal: Look at how you stand. People who had good childhoods don’t stand like that.

#submission #anonymous #source: bob's burgers #molly #mal #lumberjanes

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Diane: What is that?!

Barney: Oh, hey, it’s Molly’s pet! It’s her pet raccoon, Bubbles!

Diane: Why would she have a pet raccoon that was just laying in here waiting to scare me?

April: What, like you DON’T?

Molly: Yeah, c’mon, everyone has a raccoon!

#submission #anonymous #source: snapcube's real time fandub #diane #barney #april #molly #lumberjanes

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Jo: I’m very happy that you’re here, I guess. I don’t guess, I know. I never guess at anything. I know everything, I do the math. 2 + 2 = you’re my friend.

April:

Jo: Just kidding, it’s 4. I’m not gonna lie to you, dude, it’s 4.

#submission #anonymous #source: snapcube's real time fandub #jo #april #lumberjanes

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Diane: Yeah I'm plagued by visions. What about it.

Wren: Hey we should compare our psychic visions like a 1000 piece puzzle.

Diane: Okay, so I've got a corner piece and some middle pieces...

Wren: Cool! I have an omen of doom.

#submission #homeworkforpigeons #source: tumblr #diane #wren #lumberjanes

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Say that again and I steal your tongue.

Nellie

#submission #themangledsans0508 #source: the owl house #nellie #the bear woman #lumberjanes

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Fox: They tried to fight back, and they nearly got me but, you know, I handled it.

The Voice: They were children, Fox.

#submission #themangledsans0508 #source: the owl house #misc. supernatural #the voice #lumberjanes

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Jen: We need to head to the market.

All the Roanokes: Market!

Ripley: I'm gonna steal everything that's not nailed down!

#submission #themangledsans0508 #source: the owl house #jen #ripley #lumberjanes

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Rosie: Come on kid, time to prepare for bloodshed.

Molly: But whose blood?

Rosie: Anyone's guess!

#submission #themangledsans0508 #source: the owl house #rosie #molly #lumberjanes

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If I'm seen, I could go to jail. Again.

Abigail

#submission #themangledsans0508 #source: the owl house #abigail #lumberjanes