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This did not age well
Shigaraki: There’s too many people on this earth. We need a new plague.
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Peacock: *spreads feathers at Hawks*
Dabi: It’s trying to attract you as a mate
Hawks: *shyly lifts top*
Dabi: no
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Amazing art of one of my incorrect quotes 💞
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Jirou is tired of your shit, Kaminari.
Based on a post by @incorrectly-bnha-quotes ❤️
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Dabi: *coughs violently*
Hawks: Don’t die
Dabi: Don’t tell me what to do
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Spinner: I heard Twice is in jail, is that true?
Shigaraki: Yeah, for something he didn’t do
Spinner: What didn’t he do?
Shigaraki: Run fast enough
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Jirou: Remember to put the toilet seat down
Kaminari: Ok
Kaminari, to the toilet seat: Nobody likes you and you’re worthless
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Yaoyorozu: Who cares if I’m pretty if I fail my finals?
Ashido: Okay, you have got this completely backwards
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Sero: Why is Bakugou doing the laundry so loudly?
Kirishima: To let us know that no one else helps out around here
Bakugou, in the distance: *slams washing machine door*
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Iida: I believe you said that your childhood experience was satisfactory
Todoroki: No, you misheard me. I said it was a “sadness factory”
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Twice: AYO GUESS WHO GOT ACCEPTED INTO THE MENTAL HOSPITAL
Spinner, absolutely losing it: WHY WOULD YOU SAY ACCEPTED? THIS ISN’T YOU GOING OFF TO COLLEGE TWICE PLEASE—
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Kaminari: What do you call a fish with no eye
Yaomomo: Myxine circifrons
Kaminari:
Kaminari: A fsh
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Dabi: Apparently I’m too negative and hostile towards the Endeavor Agency. So, Father, if my tweets have ever offended you in any way, from the bottom of my heart, I humbly apologize. I honestly didn’t think you could read.
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Aoyama: I actually have a black belt
Ojirou: Really? In karate?
Aoyama: No, from Gucci
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Natsu: Sibling relationships are weird
Natsu: Like, I’d give Fuyumi a kidney, but she is not borrowing my laptop charger
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Midoriya: What are you doing?
Uraraka: Helping Iida look for his cornflakes that I ate an hour ago
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Midnight: You have to know some girls turn on other girls way too easily
Jirou:
Jirou: My gay ass did not hear that correctly
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Hawks: Why don't you let people see the good in you?
Dabi: Because when people see good, they expect good. And I don't want to have to live up to anyone's expectations.
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