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Warren: This may shock you, but not everyone here likes you.

Mr. Cutter: Sounds ridiculous, but go on.

#warren kepler #marcus cutter #mr cutter #wolf 359 #incorrect quotes

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Renee: I'll have you know that my team is extremely competent.

Doug, rushing in: Minkowski! I tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and I broke everything!

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Warren: Send dudes.

Daniel: You mean nudes?

Warren: No, I'm in a fight. I need more men.

#kepcobi #warren kepler #daniel jacobi #wolf 359 #si 5

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Isabel: Minkowski, do you know how long it takes until you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?

Renee: I think-

Doug: Seventy-two hours.

Isabel: ...How do you-

Doug, staring into empty space over the rim of his coffee cup: There's a clown behind you.

#isabel lovelace #renee minkowski #doug eiffel #wolf 359 #incorrect quotes

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Doug: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that sad... at all?

Warren: I’m sure she’s mounted on a nice wall somewhere.

#wolf 359 #incorrect quotes #doug eiffel #warren kepler

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Doug: Those guys are definitely plotting something.

Hera: Maybe they’re scheming.

Doug: No, scheming looks different, look at their faces, they’re definitely plotting.

#wolf 359 #incorrect quotes #doug eiffel #hera #ai hera #hera wolf 359

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Alana, after winning a fight: Hey, it’s like we just cleared a level on easy.

Warren: Real combat is NOT a video game.

Daniel, in the background: Hey, coins!

#wolf 359 #incorrect quotes #daniel jacobi #alana maxwell #warren kepler #si 5

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Doug: When have I ever been reckless?

Renée: I have a list. It's alphabetical, color-coded and cross-referenced.

Doug: Cross-referenced with what?

Renée: Everyone’s logs this entire mission, including yours.

#wolf 359 #doug eiffel #renee minkowski #incorrect quotes

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i love your posts so so so much!!!

also, random question time: who do you *actually* ship from wolf? + thoughts on the popular ships (kepcobi, hereiffel, etc)?

Hi!! Thank you so much!!

Honestly, Wolf 359 is one of the few shows where I'm not really focused on romantic relationships as much. If I had to pick a favorite, I do love Eiffera, I also really like the Maxwell/Lovelace rare pair. Jacoffel is always amazing, and I love the fanon relationship between Minkowski and her husband. But all in all I love all of the ships the fandom has to offer! I'd say the only one I've never really been big on was Herawell, but that's just a matter of personal preference it's still a great ship.

#asks

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Isabel: Why would you give Lambert a knife?!

Mace: He felt unsafe.

Isabel: Well, now I feel unsafe.

Mace: Would you also like a knife?

#isabel lovelace #sam lambert #mace fisher #the lovelace administration #wolf 359 #incorrect quotes

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Renée: I'm begging you, see a doctor.

Daniel: I'm sorry is this our stab wound? Stay out of it.

#renée minkowki #daniel jacobi #minkowski and jacobi buddy cop comedy #wolf 359 #incorrect quotes

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Renée: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Isabel: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Doug: I got distracted about halfway through.

Alexander: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Mr. Cutter: There are seven chairs in the meeting and ten employees. What do you do?

Warren: Have everyone stand.

Victor: Bring three more chairs.

Rachel: The most important ones can sit down.

Dr. Pryce: Kill three.

#mr cutter #marcus cutter #warren kepler #victor reimann #rachel young #dr pryce #miranda pryce #wolf 359 #incorrect quotes

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Mr. Cutter: Rachel, if you could spare a minute, I'd like a possible opinion on something.

Rachel: Well then, you've come to the right person.

Mr. Cutter: I haven't told you what the something is, you might not have an opinion.

Rachel: I always have an opinion.

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Warren: Maxwell stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards.

Alana: I got a full house and four people died.

#warren kepler #alana maxwell #wolf 359 #incorrect quotes #si 5

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Renée: Are you okay???

Doug: Yes.

Renée: Are you hurt?

Doug: No.

Renée: Then what the FUCK were you thinking, idiot?

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Daniel, trying to level a framed photo on the wall: Maxwell, am I straight?

Alana, without looking up: No.

Daniel: The picture. Is the picture straight?

Alana, looking at the photo of Jacobi and Kepler: No?

#kepcobi #si 5 #alana maxwell #daniel jacobi #warren kepler #wolf 359 #incorrect quotes