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Bruno & Mirabel: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire*
Bruno: We need an adult!
Mirabel: Tio Bruno, you are an adult!
Bruno: We need an adultier adult! Get Julieta!
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I hope you feel better soon!
tysm i appreciate your concern a lot, op <3
i think i feel a bit better now but i'm still taking a break luisa style so i won't overexert myself. who knew power naps could feel so relaxing?
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Pepa: When you said you'd do magic in bed, this wasn't exactly what I was expecting.
Félix, holding up the eight of hearts: Is this your card?
Pepa: Holy shit.
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Can we be friends?
yeah sure, why not, pal. dms are always open if you need me. might take some time to reply but it's probably just because i'm taking a nap or something dw 👌
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Julieta: It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone. But it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
Bruno: Once Mamá forgot me in the parking lot.
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Reblog if you want your followers to anonymously tell you one thing they secretly like (or dislike) about you.
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Mirabel: Let's distract them by setting their couch on fire.
Luisa: That's stupid.
Isabela: Setting the whole house on fire would be far more effective.
Mirabel: Hell yeah!
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I hope you feel better soon! 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
ty for this omg, you're too kind <3
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Pepa: What's wrong with you?
Bruno: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.
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Camilo: That’s the longest worm I’ve ever seen.
Antonio: That’s a snake.
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Mirabel: How do I passive-aggressively say 'fuck you' in flower?
Isabela: So you'd need a bouquet of geraniums (stupidity), foxglove (insincerity), meadowsweet (uselessness), yellow carnations (you have disappointed me), and orange lilies (hatred). It would be quite striking! And full of loathing.
Camilo: I think just foxglove would work.
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Madrigals as things my roommate has said to me:
Camilo-(burning Mac and cheese) If I do a dance in my fancy pants this will turn out fine.
Dolores- If you didn't hear it, it didn't happen.
Antonio- This is a dog. It goes "bark bark, eat less chicken, murderer."
Pepa-(in a silent room) Stop that you idiot! I can't hear myself think!
Félix- Calm down. You need like, a bottle of chill cough syrup, forget a chill pill. Like relax.
Julieta- How dare you order a pizza. Give me some.
Agustín-(after running into a tree) I think I'm too cool for walking.
Mirabel- I have a kazoo, I think I'll recreate the 'it's a mental breakdown' vine.
Isabela- You disgust me. How dare you wear an ORANGE shirt on my birthday.
Luisa- I'm tired of work. So I think imma write an essay. Come get me in three hours.
Abuela Alma- I love you which is why I despise you so greatly.
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Camilo: I love cheating. If you don't cheat, what the hell is wrong with you?
Dolores: Have you ever been cheated on?
Camilo: I forgot some people are in relationships. To clarify, I love to violate academic integrity on exams.
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How do you come up with your quotes?
contrary to popular belief, i do not use incorrect quote generators to come up with my quotes. not because i have any malice towards them or anything (i honestly think they're pretty good if utilized well); i simply just do not vibe well with them enough to use them more often.
instead i go for the much harder method (hope i don't get cancelled for ""plagiarism"" or something like that for admitting this /hj) and scroll through several incorrect quote blogs i follow like a rabies-infested possum craving leftovers.
hope this answers your question, op, it's not much but it honestly sums up my whole quotes making process lmao <3
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Mirabel: What are you doing?
Isabela: Stargazing.
Mirabel: Why are there pictures of you taped to the ceiling?
Isabela: The stars are beautiful tonight.
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Julieta, after winning a fight because someone insulted Mirabel: I have gone through the most grueling training on the planet. Where have I studied? It was the school of life. I have raised three girls...and one husband.
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random but you give me very big Isabela vibes for some reason (btw your incorrect quotes are great!!)
it's the pfp isn't it. /pos
(also tysm i appreciate it a lot. ty op <3)
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