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Tony Stark: [to Peter Parker] When I was your age... I can’t tell that story. It’s wildly inappropriate.

#Marvel Comics #Tony Stark #Source: Castle

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Pepper Potts: Will you stick around and help me out?

Tony Stark: Pepper, I’m sorry. I’m afraid I have a meeting.

Pepper Potts: Oh, you know, they called and cancelled that meeting.

Tony Stark: [to himself] She cancelled my fake meeting...

#Marvel Comics #Pepper Potts #Tony Stark #Source: The Nanny

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James Howllet: Everyone wants you to shut up.

Wade Wilson: And yet I won’t. Case in point.

#Marvel Comics #James Howlett #Wade Wilson #Source: Community

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Bucky Barnes: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than ‘fuck’.

#Marvel Comics #Bucky Barnes #Source: Unknown Tumblr user

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Victor von Doom: [in the presence of Ben Grimm] I just want to say, for the record: rocks aren’t people.

#Marvel Comics #Victor von Doom #Source: Red vs Blue

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Steve Rogers: You can skydive without a parachute!

Tony Stark: You can skydive without a *plane*!

#Marvel Comics #MCU #Steve Rogers #Tony Stark #Source: Heroes

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Wade Wilson: Please, don’t break the fourth wall. We can't afford all of the plasters.

Peter Parker: There is no fourth wall!

Wade Wilson: Oops. I guess we broke it again.

#Marvel Comics #Wade Wilson #Peter Parker #Source: anomalouswerewolf

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Pepper Potts: The world population is 7,810,521,683 people, just in case someone started feeling too important.

Tony Stark: 7,810,521,682 people and *me*.

#Marvel Comics #Pepper Potts #Tony Stark #Source: Unknown Tumblr user

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Valeria Richards: [starting a kindergarten uprising] The whole system is corrupt!

#Marvel Comics #Valeria Richards #Source: New Girl

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Clint Barton: [eating Spam with a fork]

Kate Bishop: Do you have to eat that straight out of the can? There’s such a thing as quality of life. Treat yourself to a plate and a side salad.

Clint Barton: Leave me alone.

Kate Bishop: You don’t even know what’s in that!

Clint Barton: [stares at meat on his fork] Mostly hoof... And salt.

Kate Bishop: It won’t be a bullet that kills you.

#Marvel Comics #Clint Barton #Kate Bishop #Source: The Tick

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Scott Lang: Superheroes are people too. We put our super suits on one leg at a time, look both ways before taking a mighty leap. If you prick us, some of us even bleed!

#Marvel Comics #Scott Lang #Source: The Tick

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Reed Richards: Science fact: The world around you is made up of protons, neutrons, electrons and morons.

#Marvel Comics #Reed Richards #Source: Unknown Tumblr user

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Maria Hill: My first rule would be that no one can veto my rules.

Sharon Carter: Well, that's called Tyranny and it's generally frowned upon.

#Marvel Comics #Maria Hill #Sharon Carter #Source: The Good Place

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Wade Wilson: My whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment.

#Marvel Comics #Wade Wilson #Source: Unknown Tumblr user

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Clint Barton: Never give up on your dreams.

Clint Barton: Keep sleeping.

#Marvel Comics #Clint Barton #Source: Unknown Tumblr user

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Incorrect MCU quote

Luis: Scotty, what’s wrong?

Scott Lang: It’s nothing.

Luis: Just tell me.

Scott Lang: Why do you need to know so bad?

Luis: So I can cheer you up!

Scott Lang: It’s not your job to cheer me up.

Luis: Yes, it is. Cheering you up is my job.

Scott Lang: Well then, you’re fired.

Luis: You can’t fire me. I’m union, bitch.

#Marvel Comics #MCU #Luis #Scott Lang #Source: How I Met Your Mother

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Peter Parker: I have a love-hate relationship with rooftops.

#Marvel Comics #Peter Parker #Source: Heroes