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incorrectmarvelquote · 8 hours ago
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Tony: How many popsicles have you eaten today?


Peter: [laying in a bed of popsicle wrappers] Now is not the time to talk about my personal flaws as a human being

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incorrectmarvelquote · 11 hours ago
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Peter: Hey, I wanted to ask you something

Peter: If someone turned the penthouse into a nightclub, would you be into that?


Tony: Don’t turn my house into a nightclub


Peter: I said someone

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“GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT’S ALL GONE TO SHIT!"– Peter Parker

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Clint: Yeah, I’m going to go play basketball with Steve and Thor


Natasha: Alright have fun!

Natasha: [bursting into the room where the team were hanging out]

Natasha: Guys, come quick! Barton’s about to get his ass kicked by Steve and Thor!


Tony: [running out the door while yelling] Pete, get my camera!

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incorrectmarvelquote · 2 days ago
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Tony: I’m Peter’s emergency contact


Principal: So you’re here to pick him up?


Tony: No, I’m here to be removed as his emergency contact

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incorrectmarvelquote · 2 days ago
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Harley: Once again, Peter and Harley save the day.


Tony: You didn’t do anything? It was all Peter


Harley: We’re a package deal, you know that

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incorrectmarvelquote · 3 days ago
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Steve: Living well is the best revenge


Tony: Yeah, but I’m obviously not gonna do that? What’s the second best? Cutting their brakes right?

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incorrectmarvelquote · 3 days ago
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Tony: Now, I understand if you never want to sleep with me again, but that would be wrong. We’re too good! We owe it, to sex!


Pepper: Well, if we owe it!


Tony: [picks her up]


Pepper: When is Peter going to be home?


Tony: Well, I was kinda hoping we could do this without him

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incorrectmarvelquote · 4 days ago
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“My kindness is NOT weakness, my patience is NOT permission to be cruel, my shoes ARE glow in the dark but I only found out AFTER I got them” – Peter Parker

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incorrectmarvelquote · 4 days ago
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Tony: Peter died doing what he loved

Tony: Saying “Cars have to stop for pedestrians” as he stepped bravely into the street

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incorrectmarvelquote · 6 days ago
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Clint: I’m going to win you a million teddy bears


Natasha: Well, I want a billion teddy bears


Clint: Well, that’s a little unrealistic

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incorrectmarvelquote · 6 days ago
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“Sometimes I shock myself with the smart stuff I say and do. Then, there are times when I try to get out of the car with my seat belt on” – Peter Parker

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incorrectmarvelquote · 7 days ago
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[Loud bang from upstairs]

Tony: What was that?


Harley: Peter’s shirt fell


Tony: It sounded a lot heavier than that


Harley: Well he was in it

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incorrectmarvelquote · 7 days ago
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“I talk a lot of smack for someone who tips over when putting on their underwear” – Tony Stark

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incorrectmarvelquote · 8 days ago
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“Some days I amaze myself… other days I look for my phone while holding it” – Peter Parker

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incorrectmarvelquote · 9 days ago
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“I’m just going to put an ‘out of order’ sticker on my head and call it a day” – Peter Parker

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incorrectmarvelquote · 9 days ago
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Clint: Well Nat, you gotta admit – I’ve been on my best behaviour this trip


Natasha: You punched out three people in the street

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