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[Harley puts trick candles on Peter’s birthday cake that don’t blow out]
Harley: Haha now your wish can’t come true
Peter: Lucky for you I wished Tony would ship you back to Tennessee
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Tony: We’re very professional here in the lab
[later]
Peter and Harley: [wrestling on the floor]
Tony: Alright guys the next person to fart on someone else is getting a Wet Willy from Happy
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incorrectmarvelquote · 3 days ago
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Harley: [placing down a card] King of Hearts
Peter: [places down a Pokemon card] Squirtle
Rhodey: What are they playing?
Tony: [sighing] Uno
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incorrectmarvelquote · 3 days ago
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Peter: I feel like you owe me an apology
Harley: What the fuck? Why?
Peter: I don’t know yet but I think you should do it just to be on the safe side
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incorrectmarvelquote · 4 days ago
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Peter: Okay good news and bad news
Tony: Bad news first
Peter: The cat pooped in your lab
Tony: We don’t have a cat
Peter: That brings me on to the good news-
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incorrectmarvelquote · 4 days ago
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Tony: You talk a lot of shit for a 17 year old who still uses a nightlight
Peter: You talk a lot of shit for someone who fell over putting on his shoes this morning
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incorrectmarvelquote · 5 days ago
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Tony: Pepper wants purified water
Harley: How about spring water?
Tony: She wants no added minerals
Peter: How about extra minerals? It’ll be like licking a stalagmite
Tony: Guys please
Harley: It’ll be like drinking directly from a bog hole
Tony: Don’t come home
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incorrectmarvelquote · 5 days ago
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Tony: [Moving to give Peter a hug]
Peter: [flinches]
Tony: Why’d you move?
Peter: I thought you were gonna hit me
Tony: I was gonna hug you
Peter: Why would you hug me?
Tony: WHY WOULD I HIT YOU?
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incorrectmarvelquote · 6 days ago
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Bruce: Did you bring Barton?
Tony: Nope but I brought the next best thing
Bruce: The next best? You brought Peter. The next best thing would’ve been Natasha
Peter: I don’t even know what we’re doing but you’re probably right
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incorrectmarvelquote · 6 days ago
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Peter: Quit playing peekaboo with Morgan, you’re essentially making fun of her for not understanding object permanence
Harley: I’ve made fun of her for less
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incorrectmarvelquote · 7 days ago
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Harley: [drunk] Are we best friends?
Peter: [equally as drunk] Of course
Harley: Would you give me a kidney?
Peter: I would give you my left one
Harley: Well I want the right one
Peter: Well that’s just unreasonable
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incorrectmarvelquote · 7 days ago
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Harley: Hey Pete, wanna hear my Nazi knock knock joke?
Tony: Harley, knock it off
Peter: Absolutely I wanna hear it
Harley: Okay Knock Knock
Peter: Who’s there?
Harley: [bitch slaps him] [in a bad German accent] Vee vill ask the questions!
Peter: [shocked]
Tony: [trying not to laugh] I will give you $100 to go tell that to Steve right now
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incorrectmarvelquote · 8 days ago
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Peter: What are you doing?
Harley: I’m cold let me under the blanket
Peter: But what if our feet touch?
Harley: [rolls eyes] Well if our feet touch then we fuck, obviously
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