Tony: How many popsicles have you eaten today?
Peter: [laying in a bed of popsicle wrappers] Now is not the time to talk about my personal flaws as a human being
Peter: Hey, I wanted to ask you something
Peter: If someone turned the penthouse into a nightclub, would you be into that?
Tony: Don’t turn my house into a nightclub
Peter: I said someone
“GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT’S ALL GONE TO SHIT!"– Peter Parker
Clint: Yeah, I’m going to go play basketball with Steve and Thor
Natasha: Alright have fun!
Natasha: [bursting into the room where the team were hanging out]
Natasha: Guys, come quick! Barton’s about to get his ass kicked by Steve and Thor!
Tony: [running out the door while yelling] Pete, get my camera!
Tony: I’m Peter’s emergency contact
Principal: So you’re here to pick him up?
Tony: No, I’m here to be removed as his emergency contact
Harley: Once again, Peter and Harley save the day.
Tony: You didn’t do anything? It was all Peter
Harley: We’re a package deal, you know that
Steve: Living well is the best revenge
Tony: Yeah, but I’m obviously not gonna do that? What’s the second best? Cutting their brakes right?
Tony: Now, I understand if you never want to sleep with me again, but that would be wrong. We’re too good! We owe it, to sex!
Pepper: Well, if we owe it!
Tony: [picks her up]
Pepper: When is Peter going to be home?
Tony: Well, I was kinda hoping we could do this without him
“My kindness is NOT weakness, my patience is NOT permission to be cruel, my shoes ARE glow in the dark but I only found out AFTER I got them” – Peter Parker
Tony: Peter died doing what he loved
Tony: Saying “Cars have to stop for pedestrians” as he stepped bravely into the street
Pepper: I left you with Peter and Harley for two hours and they dumped three pounds of sugar in the dryer trying to make cotton candy
Tony: Did it work?
Tony: [finger guns] Cool beans
Peter: [whispers] He’s so cool
Rhodey: You have such low standards
Clint: I’m going to win you a million teddy bears
Natasha: Well, I want a billion teddy bears
Clint: Well, that’s a little unrealistic
“Sometimes I shock myself with the smart stuff I say and do. Then, there are times when I try to get out of the car with my seat belt on” – Peter Parker
[Loud bang from upstairs]
Tony: What was that?
Harley: Peter’s shirt fell
Tony: It sounded a lot heavier than that
Harley: Well he was in it
“I talk a lot of smack for someone who tips over when putting on their underwear” – Tony Stark
“Some days I amaze myself… other days I look for my phone while holding it” – Peter Parker
“I’m just going to put an ‘out of order’ sticker on my head and call it a day” – Peter Parker
Clint: Well Nat, you gotta admit – I’ve been on my best behaviour this trip
Natasha: You punched out three people in the street
Tony: We all have our demons
Tony: [puts his hand on Peter’s shoulder]
Tony: This one’s mine