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Jessica: This may shock you, Trish, but I come from a long line of wives and mothers.

Trish: Many do.

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Daisy: Guys, guys! Let's just take a vote.

Deke: Secret vote! Everybody cover your eyes.

*Everyone covers their eyes*

Simmons: We won't know the result!

Fitz: Well, say your vote out loud.

Mack: We'll know each other's voices.

Deke: Daisy's got a point.

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Simmons: I'm volunteering at the animal hospital!

Deke: Animal hospital?!

Mack: The animals are the patients.

Deke:...that makes sense.

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Danny: Dinner's ready! Fresh out the oven.

Matt: I thought I heard a microwave.

Danny: Yeah, Matt, a microwave OVEN.

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Deke: Who's out there?

Daisy: It's not a "who."

Daisy: At first I thought it was a ghost, but then it punched me in the face.

Deke: A ghost?!

Mack: No, she's saying it's NOT a ghost.

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Daisy: Do you ever wonder about the apocalypse?

Daisy: Like, if you open your mouth in the nuclear rain, will it taste like cinnamon?

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Daisy: Don't. Move.

Fitz: Not a problem. I hate moving.

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Garrett: Come on, Ward, what is the one thing that we've wanted to dip our toes in?

Ward: Chocolat-

Garrett: HYDRA!

Ward (nodding):...HYDRA, yeah.

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My hotline has never blung.

Deke, probably

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*Phone Rings*

Daisy: It's Coulson. I didn't tell him what we were doing.

Simmons: I'll act natural.

Daisy: You're not gonna be on the phone call, just do nothing--Hey, Coulson!

Simmons (from behind her): WHAT DELICIOUS WATER I'M DRINKING!

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Daisy: Rules are made to be broken.

Simmons: They were made to be followed, nothing is made to be broken.

Daisy: Uh, Pinatas.

Bobbi: Glow sticks.

Daisy: Karate boards.

Bobbi: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Daisy: Rules!

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Matt: I wasn't hurt that badly.

Matt: Claire said all the bleeding was internal.

Matt: That's where the blood's supposed to be!

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Karen: Hey-

Matt: Uh...New phone who dis?

Karen:

Matt:

Karen: You can't do that in real life, Matt.

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Daisy: You need them to think that you’re stronger than you actually are.

Deke: Is that what you do?

Daisy: Me? Oh, no. My strength is no illusion. I can demolish you.

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Jessica: So what do we do now?

Danny: If it helps, I matched with a really attractive girl on Tinder today.

Jessica: ...

Luke: ...

Matt: ...

Danny: I was waiting for it to come up naturally but it was taking too long.

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Matt: Hey, Foggy, do you happen to know my blood type?

Foggy: B Positive.

Matt: Welp, I guessed wrong.

Matt: Hey Claire!-

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Foggy, doing stand-up to a crowd of 5 people: So, my rent went up this year.

Foggy: You know what didn't go up?

Foggy: My salary!

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