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incorrectmasks · 2 years
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Beacon: What color is this wall?
Brain: Grey.
Nomad: Gray.
Beacon: Now, Bull. Tell us what you think this color is.
Bull, with confidence: Dark white.
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incorrectmasks · 2 years
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Innocent: I’m so happy two of my closest friends are starting to get along now!
Transformed: Uh, Delinquent and Reformed are not getting along.
Innocent: I mean, they aren't trying to kill each other?
Transformed: You have a point there.
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incorrectmasks · 2 years
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Transformed: So, what's up everyone?
Soldier, Team Parent 1: My stress levels.
Janus, Team Parent 2: My blood pressure
Star: MY SWAGGGGGGGG BABEY!
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incorrectmasks · 2 years
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Protégé, driving mentor's car: So how was your day?
Joined: We almost got surprise adopted!
Protégé: W- What?
Scion: They mean we almost got kidnapped.
Protégé: Oh, okay.
Protégé, slamming on breaks: You got WHAT?!
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incorrectmasks · 2 years
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Delinquent: Can I ride this skateboard outside?
Janus: Despite all the Team Mom jokes, I'm not your actual mom. Do what you want.
Delinquent, running outside: Heh, thanks!
Janus, following: Wait, WAIT! Not on the road! Stay- Yes! Stay on the sidewalk! Please for the love of- WEAR YOUR HELMET!
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incorrectmasks · 2 years
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Brain: Alright, just put Protégé on the phone.
Bull: Uhhh, Protégé is pretty big. I think it's easier if we put the phone on Protégé instead.
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incorrectmasks · 2 years
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Bull: Uh, question, Joined.
Joined: What's up.
Bull: Why are we laying on the ground?
Joined: Oh, you ran through that wall and got knocked out. So, I laid next to you so that people would think we were just chilling.
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incorrectmasks · 2 years
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Reformed: You LYING, CHEATING, piece of SHIT!
Delinquent: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. Welcome to the REAL WORLD!
Reformed: That's IT. I'm leaving, and I'm taking Nomad with me!
Transformed, sheepishly picking up Monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now...
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incorrectmasks · 2 years
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Beacon: When they shot Bambi's mom, did you find that moment sad... at all?
Legacy: I mean, I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.
Beacon, staring at the mounted deer head in Legacy's living room: Yeah... I guess...
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incorrectmasks · 2 years
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Nomad: Interdimensional Heroism 101. All of you better listen and take notes.
Nomad: Alright, rule one? Use whatever tools or tricks necessary to stay ahead of your enemies.
Nomad: Rule two. Never give out free information.
Nomad: And finally, the most important rule... three. Even though teamwork is important, if you're sure you can handle something, do it.
Nomad: You, Star! Did you get all of that.
Star: Yeah, yeah of course!
*The next panel looks over Star's shoulder to see that all that they have written is "Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss"*
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incorrectmasks · 2 years
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Outsider: Just be yourself! Say something nice!
Harbinger: Which one. I can't do both.
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incorrectmasks · 2 years
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Scion: Nova is like... a spider.
Legacy: What, really?
Scion: Yeah it's like. I don't know where they come from, but they're always there when you turn around.
Nova, from behind them: Hey guys.
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incorrectmasks · 2 years
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Bull, reading recipe: Beat three eggs?
Nova: It means in hand-to-hand combat.
Bull: Ohhh-
*Soldier rolls an 11 to Defend the eggs from Bull readying to Directly Engage a nonThreat*
Soldier: Both of you get out of this kitchen.
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incorrectmasks · 2 years
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Star: We're all going to die!
Janus: Think positively!
Star: We're all going to die quickly!
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incorrectmasks · 2 years
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Innocent, on phone: Protégé? I need your help! I-
Protégé: Is the sanctuary on fire?
Innocent: Well, no, but-
*Protégé rolls a 4 on Pierce the Mask*
Protégé, hanging up: Then it's not an emergency.
Doomed: Well? What did they say? What do we do about the portal to hell in the living room?
Innocent: Apparently, it's not an emergency.
Nova, getting imp strangled: How the FUCK is this not an emergency?!
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incorrectmasks · 2 years
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Scion, sneezing:
Nova, peering in from an incredibly small portal: Bless you
Scion: G-God?
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incorrectmasks · 2 years
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Innocent, clueless: Ever since I came forward in time, I've seen a few weird fringe theories about who [Secret Identity] is, but the craziest shit I've ever heard are the folks who think you are [Secret Identity]. That's so silly! You look one dropped ice cream away from a mental breakdown.
Janus, a.k.a. [Secret Identity]:
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