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Hanekawa: I can't sleep. Can you read this book for me?

Senjougahara: Of course.

Senjougahara: …

Senjougahara: …

Hankawa: Read it out loud, please.

#submission

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Senjougahara: My blood test came back.

Hanekawa: What are the results?

Senjougahara: It's positive. I have blood.

#submission

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Senjougahara (wearing Hanekawa's glasses): How do I look?

Hanekawa: I have no idea

#submission

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Senjougahara: get a boyfriend Oikura

Araragi: or a girlfriend! she's bi

Senjougahara: damn nobody want u fr 😭😭

Araragi: i'm saying like 😭😭

#submission

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Perhaps that is a part of our difficulty. Words are all we've been using. Humans seem to take much stronger notice of actions... I need a gun.

Ononoki

#yotsugi ononoki #source: star trek

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Kissshot: My life is in the hands of an idiot. Araragi: No, nononono. Two idiots.

#kissshot acerolaorion heartunderblade #araragi koyomi #oshino meme #source: unus annus

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Kanbaru: You said that if you were ever going to do same-sex experimentation it was going to be with me. Senjougahara: I have never said that to you. Kanbaru: It's been implied. Senjougahara: By you.

#kanbaru suruga #senjougahara hitagi #source: psych

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Hanekawa, thinking: I know you can read my thoughts, Araragi. Just a little reminder; if I find out you cut class, your ass is mine. Yes, you heard me. I think words I would never say. Kanbaru, thinking: I know you can read my thoughts, Araragi-senpai. *Singing* Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.

#araragi koyomi #hanekawa tsubasa #kanbaru suruga #source: the simpsons

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Araragi: Look, I-I’ve lost a lot of blood.

Araragi: I mean…

Araragi: I know where the blood is, but—

#submission

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Sengoku: What did I ever do to you? Sejougahara: You tried to kill me and destroy this entire town. Sengoku: Apart from that?

#sengoku nadeko #senjougahara hitagi #source: dr who

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Oshino: Hey Kagenui, have you ever been mistaken for a man? Kagenui: No, have you?

#oshino meme #kagenui yozuru #source: alien

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Hanekawa: They're overriding the mainframe. Kanbaru: In Japanese, four-eyes. Hanekawa: They're fuckin' our pussies! Kanbaru: Now you're speaking my language.

#hanekawa tsubasa #kanbaru suruga #source: twitter

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Kanbaru: Get the fuck out with this "gays cant drive" and "gays cant cook" shit. I do BOTH. Don't be disrespectful.

Araragi: But can you do math?

Kanbaru: Don't. Don't do this to me.

#kanbaru suruga #araragi koyomi #source: tumblr

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Journalist: I’m here with Naoetsu Academy’s star pupil, Tsubasa Hanekawa.

Oikura: Tsubasa?

Araragi: That's her name, Sodachi.

Senjougahara: Sodachi?

#hanekawa tsubasa #araragi koyomi #Oikura Sodachi #senjougahara hitagi #source: futurama

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Guillotine Cutter: I want that vampire, or you're ash piles.

Dramaturgy: Yes, your rottenness.

Episode: Yes, your shittiness.

Dramaturgy: Right away, your dicklessness.

Episode: We're on it, Shit lips.

#guillotine cutter #dramaturgy #episode #source: tumblr

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If you ever hear my theme start playing in an ominous minor key that indicates I'm turning evil you'd better mind your own business

Sengoku

#Sengoku Nadeko #source: tumblr

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Oshino: Senjougahara agreed that I should break this news to you.

Araragi: No need, Oshino. I can read Senjougahara like a book.

Senjougahara: *Is visibly worried*

Araragi: Ooh, it's good news, isn't it!

#oshino meme #araragi koyomi #senjougahara hitagi