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Tanya: "weatherboy" is derogatory

Rain: what does that mean?

Tanya: wouldn't you like to know weatherboy

#mortal kombat #tanya #rain #incorrect mortal kombat #happy new year y'all

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Cyrax: do you support gay rights?

Sektor: I am gay

Sub-Zero: he's dodging the question

#mortal kombat #incorrect mortal kombat #cyrax #sektor #sub-zero #sektor is gay and homophobic

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reminder that this blog, while not politically focused, supports BLM. bootlickers and racists aren’t welcome here, and never will be.

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Sektor: "tell me what these squiggly lines mean! transcribe these runes!" "which of these pictures has a bus" every day on the internet I am forced to interact with captchas and I'm SICK of it

Sub-Zero: Cranky cause you're a robot huh

Sektor: One day you'll decompose and I'll be there to watch

#mortal kombat #incorrect mortal kombat #sektor #sub zero #usually i will fight people who call them robots because they're CYBORGS and there IS difference #but i will call them robots for the sake of a joke

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Cetrion: You know what true strength is? Forgiving someone who wasn't even sorry

Sub-Zero: Not to be dramatic but I would literally rather die

#mortal kombat #incorrect mortal kombat #cetrion #sub zero #thinking about that 'forgive bi han' intro #like bitch how about he apologizes first lmao

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Johnny: I'm CRYING. You made me CRY

Sonya: Baby

Johnny: No, now is not the time for pet names

Sonya: No, I'm calling you a baby. I'm insulting you

#mortal kombat #johnny cage #sonya blade #cageblade #incorrect mortal kombat #i actually love them i swear

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Sonya Blade: Wait! Be quiet!

Johnny Cage: Did you hear something?

Sonya Blade: No. I just wanted you to be quiet.

#mortal kombat #mk #johnny cage #sonya blade

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Scorpion: I know you think my judgement is clouded because I'm starting to like Sub-Zero a little bit

Kenshi: You doodled your wedding invitations

Scorpion: No, those are our joint tombstones

Kenshi: My mistake

#mortal Kombat #mk #MK11 #subscorp #scorpion #kenshi #source: ❓ #hey pals hope you're all doing well keep calm and love kollector

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Frost: I don't check the weather. Ever. Just won't do it. Never have, never will

Cassie: How do you plan to do things outside?

Frost: Bravely

Cassie: Fair enough, carry on

#mortal kombat #incorrect mortal kombat #frost #cassie cage

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Present!Johnny: Johnny we need to respect women

Past!Johnny: If she breathes she's a thot

Present!Johnny: ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS, JOHNNY

#mortal kombat #incorrect mortal kombat #johnny cage #how we feeling about mk11 ladies and bottoms

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Cassie: guess what

Takeda: what

Cassie: no you have to guess

Takeda: idk

Cassie: Kenshi is in the hospital

Takeda: why would you make me guess that

#mortal kombat #incorrect mortal kombat #cassie cage #takeda takahashi #source: tumblr

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kung jin, raising his hand: lord raiden?

raiden: yes my son?

kung jin: do the elder gods hate you if you're gay?

raiden: of course not

kung jin, dejectedly lowering his hand: ...oh

#thank you Tumblr user igot2ne1problems for this quality joke #Kung Jin #Raiden

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Cassie: Dad what's for supper

Johnny: ooh honey I am serving looks tonight

Cassie: we haven't eaten in 3 days

#mortal kombat #cassie cage #johnny cage #incorrect mortal kombat

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Raiden: Why is Scorpion crying

Liu Kang: Oh he just took one of those "which Mortal Kombat contestant are you" quizzes

Raiden: Who did he get

Liu Kang: He got Sub-Zero

#mortal kombat #incorrect mortal kombat #raiden #liu kang #scorpion #sub zero

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My family needs help

I hate to do this, but my family really needs some help

Our oven has broken and our boiler is on the fritz. The weather has turned, and if we can’t get the boiler repaired we’ll be in real trouble. We could manage without the oven, but sadly that’s the much cheaper issue to resolve, and we can’t even afford that

We need about £600 ($790) to fix the boiler and replace the oven. I’m not expecting to raise that much, but whatever I can raise will help us so much

If you can donate even a little we would be so, so grateful. If not, I would appreciate a reblog so much.

My paypal is here (ignore the name I can’t change it)

Thank you to anyone who can help, whether with a donation or a reblog

#sorry to do this here but please help out my friend if you can

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Cassie: Hey I'm lesbian

Takeda: I thought you were American

#mortal kombat #incorrect mortal kombat #cassie cage #takeda takahashi

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My family needs help

I hate to do this, but my family really needs some help

Our oven has broken and our boiler is on the fritz. The weather has turned, and if we can’t get the boiler repaired we’ll be in real trouble. We could manage without the oven, but sadly that’s the much cheaper issue to resolve, and we can’t even afford that

We need about £600 ($790) to fix the boiler and replace the oven. I’m not expecting to raise that much, but whatever I can raise will help us so much

If you can donate even a little we would be so, so grateful. If not, I would appreciate a reblog so much.

My paypal is here (ignore the name I can’t change it)

Thank you to anyone who can help, whether with a donation or a reblog

#sorry this isn't the usual content but my friend needs help