Roshuto: I can't control when the wagon breaks! They're just. tiny little acts of God!
Reigen: Ohh, my good friend "God" is at it again, is he? Well, if "God" keeps goofin up like this, I'm gonna murder God, and chop him up into tiny little pieces, and feed him to my starving children
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Jodo, hacking into Reigen's webcam: we got into his camera, and all he's been doing is looking at pictures of monkeys all day!
Other psychic: pff what
Jodo: this ASSHOLE has been looking at pictures of Orangutans for SEVENTEEN hours. How're we supposed to expose his sh-
Other psychic: shut up, let me see
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Other psychic: jesus christ...
Jodo: he's insane!
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Reigen: i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errand with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in fuckin yonkers
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Reigen: i got so high last night that i started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently
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welcome to psychic 101 with reigen shishou
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Undefeated in psychic duels thanks to my devastating counterattack where I close the distance and punch them in the chest 14 times while they try to read a paragraph from a book the size of briefcase. This esper shit is easy as hell.
Reigen Arataka
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Serizawa: I think the house is haunted.
Reigen: Why?
Serizawa: I keep hearing footsteps in the middle of the night.
Reigen, knowing it's him sneaking around to get snacks: Oh wow, that's spooky.
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Minegishi: shimazaki has been found dead in miami
Serizawa: is he ok
Minegishi: he's alright but he died
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do you prefer us sending in quotes via ask or by submission
i prefer submission but if you want to stay anonymous then by ask is fine!
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mob: im always two steps ahead of you bitches
mob: would be 3 but I got asthma
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I felt like doing another one of these!
@incorrectmp100
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I watched my brother drop a remote on his foot and the only thing he said was ‘I am so sick of being alive’
Ritsu (via incorrectmp100)
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I never do art but I gave it a shot.. Might colour it later!
@incorrectmp100
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i stole this quote from @incorrectmp100
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Teru: happy one year!
Mob: *smiles*
Mob: ….. I’m 15.
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Reigen: Alright, since I'm the boss, I will drive as well. Who wants shotgun?
Tome: You can't be serious. You crashed the rental car into a tree on New Year's Eve!
Reigen: Everybody inside the car was fine, Tome!
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Inspired by the post by @incorrectmp100
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Reigen: Stop saying I look like chicken little! He’s dumb, and a coward, and I am NOT a coward!!
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