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Saint Paddy's day Party
Nero: Why not just use food coloring for the beer? Dante: Uh. Cause Beer's not a food. When was the last time you ate a beer? Nero: When was the last time you drank paint? Dante, stays quiet: Nero: Have you been drinking paint? Dante:..No. Nero: Let me see your tongue. Dante:*slowly shows green tongue* Nero: OH MY GOD!
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V: I have a story to end all stories about when someone wouldn't sleep with me.
Nico: Okay, V but PLEASE keep it in ten words or less
V: Okay, I will
Trish: Okay then, V, let’s hear it. In ten words or less, when did someone NOT sleep with you?
V: The time I was radioactive.
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Saint Paddy's day Party
Nero: Why not just use food coloring for the beer? Dante: Uh. Cause Beer's not a food. When was the last time you ate a beer? Nero: When was the last time you drank paint? Dante, stays quiet: Nero: Have you been drinking paint? Dante:..No. Nero: Let me see your tongue. Dante:*slowly shows green tongue* Nero: OH MY GOD!
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Nero: I should turn you in right now
V: You wouldn't...would you?
Nero: Give me one reason why I shouldn't.
V: Because I'm..cute?
Nero:...
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incorrectnerov-quotes · 7 months
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Nero, in fear: What do you want from me?
V:*eats a kitkat the wrong way smiling*
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It’s just one of those days
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[ I made a poll on twitter asking a question related to cannibalism and who would do it in the ship and only 2 days in, V won. I don’t know why I’m surprised by that ]
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incorrectnerov-quotes · 8 months
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Dante: I fixed it Nero: What did you fix? Dante: Everything [Loud explosion in the background] Dante: ..Except that.
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V: Still no sign that Nero's in any real danger yet Nero: LET ME GO! V: Still technically not a cry for help. Nero: HELP! V:...Still not a cry for me. Nero: V!!!!
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incorrectnerov-quotes · 9 months
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V: I’m gay for you, and you’re gay for me.
Dante: Nero, why are you gay for that guy?
Nero: I’m Not! He’s talking stupid
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Lady:  .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY] Trish: What's that? Lady: Morse code. Trish: I'm even angrier now.
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Lady: Remember when the boys made us watch that movie about the gay guys on the mountain? Trish:...Lord of rings Lady: Yeah
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Dante: Am I right, Vergil? Vergil: I'm almost certain you're not but to be fair, I wasn't listening.
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incorrectnerov-quotes · 9 months
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Nero: I mean why else would she be acting like such a B-I-T-C-H Vergil: Nero, I think we're a little too old to be spelling things out Dante: A bitca? Vergil:....Yes
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Dante: If I don't have some cake soon, I might die. Nero: Why don't you just have an apple? Dante: Why don't you mind your business?
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V: Take me, Nero Nero: Where? I'm low on gas and you need a jacket. V: I'm gonna be frank. Nero:...Okay, can I still be Nero?
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Nero: Alright, this next song goes out to the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony. It's called "We hate you, please die" Dante: Sweet! Love this one.
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