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Oh, NICE, I'm still bleeding in, like, twelve different places! Look at all this blood...

Therion

#therion #source: fire emblem

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Well, for all those born with nothing, there are those born with everything. Perhaps those who never notice the difference are the ones we should envy.

Leon

#leon bastralle #source: fire emblem

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Quiet dignity? Have you met us?

Therion

#therion #source: the gentleman's guide to vice and virtue

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Tressa: Hey, everybody, I have some bad news. Due to circumstances beyond my control-

Alfyn: Impulsivity and inattention to detail.

Tressa: Hey.

#Tressa Colzione #Alfyn Greengrass #source: the office

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Ophilia: Good morning!

Therion: Is it? Is it really?

#Ophilia Clement #Therion #source: scrubs

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Ophilia: One might say this plan is poorly conceived.

Tressa: Well then it’s a good thing I never listen.

#Ophilia Clement #Tressa Colzione #source: how to train your dragon 2

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Tressa: How did my clothes even catch fire? I bought them because the tag said “inflammable!”

Cyrus: Inflammable means flammable…

Tressa: What?! That doesn’t even make sense!

#Tressa Colzione #Cyrus Albright #source: the simpsons

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Tressa: Donut?

Ophilia: No thanks. Do you have any fruit?

Tressa: This has purple stuff inside. Purple is a fruit.

#Tressa Colzione #Ophilia Clement #source: the simpsons

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Therion: You are now officially a sociopath.

Darius: Hey, at least I'm on a path.

#therion #darius #source: the simpsons

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I’ll be honest, which I have to admit, I don’t have much practice in.

Therion

#therion #source: legends of tomorrow

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Don’t you have someone else to happen to?

Therion to Tressa

#therion #Tressa Colzione #source: warhammer 40k

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Therion: How do you know that?

Alfyn: I talk to people. I talk to so many people! I find out things. Your secrets aren’t safe when Alfyn’s around!

#therion #alfyn greengrass #source: critical role

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Tressa: You are a strange, strange man.

Cyrus: Takes one to… know one?

Tressa: That does not work in this circumstance, but I, I applaud your attempt, it was good.

#Tressa Colzione #Cyrus Albright #source: critical role

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Therion: I need you to acknowledge my success becauase I am, uh, what's the word?

Cyrus: Insecure.

Therion: Yeah!

#therion #Cyrus Albright #source: osp

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Ophilia: You’re a criminal?

Therion: Well, criminal’s a dirty word, know what I mean? I’d prefer entrepreneur. I was ahead of my time, that’s my trouble.

#Ophilia Clement #therion #source: discworld

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It was a little like stealing. It was, in fact, exactly like stealing.

Therion

#Therion #source: discworld

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Therion: I’m going to make a suggestion which might help you out. But I don’t want this gesture to be mistaken for an indication that I like you.

Olberic: I understand.

#therion #Olberic Eisenberg #source: the west wing