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Norton: you played me like a fiddle! 

Stead: No, fiddles are actually difficult to play.

Stead: I played you like the cheap kazoo you are.

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Cyrus: I don’t want to see this happen again. You’re going to give me a heart attack one of these days.

Tressa: Okay, mom.

Cyrus: … mom?

Olberic: You do act like a mother.

Tressa: Shut up, dad.

Olberic: …

Therion: I ship it.

Cyrus + Olberic: (aggressively blushing)

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Partitio: -Watches as Osvald nearly trips over his own two feet- Ya got two left feet there, Mister Osvald?

Osvald: -Stares at his boots hard, carefully inspecting them- ...No, I'm confident that I have one of each.

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Throné: How do I tell Castti that I want her to yell at me like she's Gordon Ramsay and I'm a poor little chef who just ruined a crème brûlée?

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Tytos: -falls-

Tytos: I suppose I’ll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.

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Sigrid: I never understood the thigh gap thing. Everyone has a thigh gap if your stance is wide enough!

Fiore: I think they’re talking about a thigh gap when your legs are together.

Sigrid: ??? Who would wanna date someone who isn’t in a power stance all the time?

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Stead: Compliment me.

Prome: Uh, you… you have eyes.

Stead: 

Stead: -shrugs- I’ll take it.

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Kurtz: How are you today?

Wingate: I’m not thinking about it.

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Throné: I think people should have mascots. Mine would be a greyhound with a dress and a box of strawberries.

Ochette: Whispering noises

Throné: . . . I've been informed that this is called a fursona.

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Cera: I will not stand here and be insulted!

Sazantos: Then stand somewhere else and I’ll insult you there, I don’t care.

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Cordelia: So how was your sleepover with Sazantos and the chosen?

Rondo: The Chosen immediately acclimated to the idea of sleepovers. Sazantos….didn’t. We got into a pillow fight-

Cordelia: Tell me more!

Rondo:  -and Sazantos put a brick in his pillow.

Cordelia: Oh gods. Tell me less, tell me less!

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Zegna: Facebook changed their name to un nuevo nombre

Leon: Meta?

Zegna: meta mis huevos en tu boca *dies*

Leon: *covers his eyes in anger* V̸̛̹̟̫̗͒̈́̉͛͘E̷̥̟̖͋͑̑̒̽̎͠T̸̨̡̰̥͈͍̕È̴͓̈̈̀́̌̂͠ ̸͇͋̎͒̓̃̈͘̕Ạ̶̬͙̯̈́̋̉͋̈́̈́̚ ̵̩̽Ḽ̶̢̧͇̥̬͊͆́͜͝Á̵̢̡͍̝̯̼͓͌̐̀̚ ̶͇̲̝̰̓̔͒̓̄̿̒ͅV̷̡̼͇̪͚̥̋͒̐̀Ẽ̸̛̻̗͉͔̠͔͙̇́̃̐R̷͇̝̎̑͑̓̅ͅG̵͔̹͕͍͎̪̦̊̎̉̇̌͜Ą̸̖̤̯̤̓̍̀͗͠ ̷̢̖̻̳̣̘̹̯̈́̅̚͠P̶̯̳͙̥̫͈͖̦̾̄E̷̺̲͎̰͓͑̓͜N̴̡̮̥̭̤͈͔͒̀̆̍͌̕D̸͎̐͋̐͌̎̈́̚E̶͚͎̠͆̽͘͝͝͝J̸̡̱̫̥͔̉͂̾ͅḀ̵̖̓̈́͋̿

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Lynette: Fiore, you okay? You look sad today.

Fiore: Actually, I’m sad every day.

Fiore: I just don’t have the energy to hide it today.

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Prome: What did you do with victim’s body?

Stead: What didn’t I do with the body?

Prome:

Stead: 

Stead: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse. Respectfully.

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Billy: Who wants to make some money? Telly: What happened? Billy: Not important, but I need someone to take the fall. 500 leaves. Conny, in the background: WHO THE HELL DID THIS! Dorrie: Make it a 1000. Billy: Deal. Billy, pulling Dorrie to Conny: I got the culprit!!!!

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Millard: Just… why? Auguste: I get asked that a lot, and I find that the answer is often “I thought it would be funny.”

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Castti: Okay, Agnea. Do you know the basic ABCs of first aid?

Agnea: A. Bone. Coming out of the skin is very bad.

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