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Oscar: can we go to a haunted house this year?

Ozpin: what's wrong with the one we live in

Oscar: what??

Ozpin: goodnight son

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Oscar: Tonight-- you know... Do not come.

Ozpin: I shall not leave you.

Oscar: I shall look as if I were suffering. I shall look a little as if I were dying. It is like that. Do not come to see that. It is not worth the trouble...

Ozpin: I shall not leave you.

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Ozpin: [ tearing up due to spicy food ]

King of Vale: Ozpin, look at me. It's okay. I would die for you. I love you so much. You're the best person I know.

Ozpin: I'm not crying?

King of Vale, hugging Ozpin's head: Shush baby, it's okay. Papa is here and loves you with his whole heart.

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Ozpin: I think I'm a good person and I deserve love and respect.

Oscar: I agree, but who are you and what have you done with Ozpin.

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Ozma: I have one foot in the grave but in a kind of fun flirty way, the way one might slip on a fishnet stocking.

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Ozpin, tearing up the room: Where are they?

Ozpin, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved my children?

Ozpin: Somebody moved my M&M's, and now I am going to start killing.

#ozpin #RWBY #professor ozpin #incorrect quotes #rwby incorrect quotes

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Ozma: What’s the dumbest thing you believed as a child?

Ozpin: That naptime was a punishment.

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Oscar: It’s not gonna work, I’m not a snitch.

Clover: Fine, let's try something else. Tag a friend you recently committed a crime with.

Oscar: Lmao, @ Jaune.

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[Volume 8]

Oscar: Dear Diary, my teen angst bullshit has a body count.

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God of Light: What’s the status down there?

Ozma: Fucked up, about to die, Oscar’s a nerd. The usual.

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King of Vale, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.

Ozpin: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.

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Ozpin: Here's some advice.

Oscar: I didn't ask for any.

Ozpin: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me.

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Ozpin: We should act like responsible parents and tell Oscar about the birds and the bees.

Ozma: Yes.

Ozma: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

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Oscar to Ruby: There might be millions of roses in the whole world, but you're my only one, unique rose.

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Ozpin: I'm out of plans.

Ozmas: Take one of mine, I have so many plans.

Ozpin: Nice. Do you have any good ones?

Ozmas: Nope. Not a single one.

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Oobleck: Hey, boss, do you support gay rights?

Ozpin: ... I'm gay.

Port: Stop dodging the question!

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Jaune: Hey, Oscar. How is it going with your predecessors? Oscar: I convinced them all to go to a therapist. Jaune: How did it go? Oscar: Their therapist now needs to go to a therapist.

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