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incorrectp1h · 4 months
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Intak whispering: hey pssst jongseob, what'd you put for five???
Jongseob: this is literally a personality test
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incorrectp1h · 4 months
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Theo: he looked at me the way all women wanna be looked at
Jiung: with love?
Theo: with fear in his eyes
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incorrectp1h · 1 year
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Keeho: you know what i'm saying?
Jiung: you don't even know what you're saying
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incorrectp1h · 1 year
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At the hospital:
Theo: i'm jiung's emergency contact
Nurse: so, you're here to pick him up?
Theo: i'm here to be removed as his emergency contact
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incorrectp1h · 1 year
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*Soul and Jongseob sitting in jail*
Soul: who should we call?
Jongseob: i'd call Theo, but i feel safer in jail
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incorrectp1h · 1 year
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Jiung: what do we say when someone disagrees with us
Jongseob: that's homophobic
Jiung: n—
Keeho: yes
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incorrectp1h · 1 year
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Intak: i hate when i'm about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.
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incorrectp1h · 1 year
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Soul: i don't care if it's a kid i will get my revenge
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incorrectp1h · 1 year
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Keeho: are you gonna leave me when times get rough 🥺
Theo: i might
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incorrectp1h · 1 year
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Waitress: and what would you like?
Soul: i want to devour the unborn
Keeho: eggs. he wants eggs
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incorrectp1h · 1 year
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Intak: i can't believe i have to deal with this
Jongseob: deal with what?
Intak: the consequences of my own actions
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incorrectp1h · 1 year
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Soul: i can't find my phone...
Keeho: wait, i'll call
Soul: no! wait!
[Phone ringing under the couch: you're my dad! (you're my dad!) boogie woogie woogie!!]
Soul: i can explain
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incorrectp1h · 1 year
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*after Keeho gave Soul some english lesson*
Keeho, in english: good, i will go and rest now
Soul, also in english: okay, rest in peace
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incorrectp1h · 1 year
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Intak: see, i am an artist
Interwiever: really? what do you usually draw?
Intak: attention
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incorrectp1h · 1 year
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Soul: i have an idea
Jiung: thank you for the warning
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incorrectp1h · 1 year
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Jongseob: what's for dinner tonight?
Keeho: tonight i'm serving LOOKS
Jongseob: *slams fists on table* WE HAVEN'T EATEN IN THREE DAYS
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incorrectp1h · 1 year
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Soul: i'm sick and tired of being called a 'mortal' like, you don't know that. neither do i. i have never died even once! nothing has been proven yet. stop making assumptions. it's rude
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