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Cody: Maybe I'm not supposed to be a business guy like my dad. Maybe I'm just supposed to get paid for doing nothing. Right Brain Hijack: Like a statue. Left Brain Hijack: Or a senator!

#original: clarence #pnat #paranatural #cody #hijack #right brain hijack #left brain hijack

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Mr. Starchman: Starchman Stars have become more powerful than I ever imagined. And now I'll have to destroy my own creation. Fellow teachers, get some gasoline, we're gonna burn these Stars to the ground! [Cue thought bubble imagining Mayview Middle School burning down] Mr. Spender: I don't think that's gonna solve anything. We need to flood the market with them! Mr. Starchman: Exactly! We'll flood the school! [Cue thought bubble imagining Mayview Middle School flooded] Mr. Spender: No, no, no. I mean make so many Starchman Stars that no one will use them anymore. Mr. Starchman: Interesting. And THEN we flood the school. [Cue thought bubble imagining Mayview Middle School flooded, again] Mr. Spender: No. No, that never happens.

#paranatural #pnat #original: clarence #spender #mr. starchman #starchman

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[Dad Puckett is trying to hint at what he put in Max's birthday present.] Dad Puckett, in the morning: Do you want some HONEY in your tea, Max? Dad Puckett, at noon: You're gonna BEE very surprised by my mystery gift. Dad Puckett, in the afternoon: *in a beekeeper's suit* Hold on, I gotta change out of my bee suit.

#paranatural #pnat #original: clarence #dad puckett #max

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[Fighting off Mayview Academy students on the Jang's turf. Everything is on fire.] Ollie: Why did you start a fire?! Johnny: Mayview Academy students hate fire! Ollie: What? EVERYONE hates fire!

#original: we bare bears #pnat #paranatural #ollie #johnny

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[Chapter 3] Max: I'm potentially wondering if I should join the Activity Club. Isaac: Oh, oh, I know! Isaac: Short answer: Don't. Isaac: Long answer: Do Not.

#original: critcrab #pnat #paranatural #max #isaac

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[During the Mayview Middle School Science Fair, the doors slam open.] Vice Principal DuNacht: Judgment Day! Vice Principal DuNacht: ...I mean, judging time!

#original: summer camp island #pnat #paranatural #vice principal #devilora #I don't remember her tag oh no

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#polls #reblogging for bigger sample size etc etc

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[Isabel is leaving Mayview for a few days to visit family. Ed wants to make a list of things to do with her before she leaves in 10 hours.] Isabel: Ed, it took you an hour to make that list. Ed: Yeah, but, some of them are already done. Heh, see: "Wake up", "Be best friends", "Make this list". [Beat.] Ed: I'm sorry, I'm in denial.

#original: summer camp island #pnat #paranatural #isabel #ed

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Razor Rex: ALL ABOARD THE PHANTOM THREAT AUTHORITY PARTY PARTY BUS! Sister Cat: You said "party" twice. Razor Rex: YOU BET I DID!

#original: big time rush #pnat #paranatural #razor rex #baxter #ms. baxter #sister cat #first razor rex quote dang

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Suzy: Don't say I didn't warn you. Collin: But, you didn't warn me! Suzy: And I told you not to say that!

#original: my gym partner's a monkey #pnat #paranatural #suzy #collin

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Happy Homestuck Day!

This is giving me psychic damage, and I’m inflicting it on you all too.

#happy homestuck day!

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[The Jang tries out for the school play.] Mr. Starchman: Boy, you four sure are good at acting... Mr Starchman: Acting like fools! [They got the parts.]

#paranatural #pnat #original: my gym partner's a monkey #starchman #mr. starchman #johnny #stephen #ollie #rj

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After looking at the top voted expressions, the results of the Starch Radness 7 Bonus Round say...

mmnnyurrh and SON. are the all-around favorite expressions, beating Good cop, good cop by one vote each!

It's always interesting to see if the bonus round results agree with the official Starch Radness results, and this year, the competition was so fierce that we had different results between the two!

Thank you SO MUCH for joining us in Starch Radness 7 this year! We are so grateful for the fandom's excitement for this event and their dedication to supporting Care for Gaza and the comic itself, and we can't wait to see you for Starch Radness 8 next year!

#paranatural #pnat #starch radness 7 #starch radness 7 bonus round #spender #boss leader

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Suzy: *as Isabel leaves Dimitri's house* Maybe she'll get eaten by a bear. Dimitri: There's no bears in Mayview. Suzy: Then we should rent one.

#original: the life and times of juniper lee #pnat #paranatural #suzy #dimitri #isabel #I feel like bears probably do exist in Mayview but shhhhh just imagine they don't to make this quote work

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Starch Radness, Bonus Round: Poll 4/4

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Starch Radness 7, Bonus Round: Poll 3/4

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Starch Radness 7, Bonus Round: Poll 2/4