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*looking at a dead body*
Dwight: Ross, I'm not a pathologist.
Ross: But you can still pronounce a myocardial infarction.
Dwight: I can pronounce "quinoa", but it doesn't mean he died of it!
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"I'm more than just a pretty face, I am also a terrible person."
- Ross
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"I tried cooking with wine, but after the third glass I forgot why I was in the kitchen."
- Demelza
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George: *isolates himself* Perfect! But why do I feel sad.
George: *socialises* Perfect! Now how do I get out of here.
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"If you can't handle me at my worst...Good luck, because that's all you're getting."
- Ross
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Geoffrey Charles: Uncle Cary, have you seen Valentine?
Cary: I thought you were Valentine.
Geoffrey Charles:
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"I'm not here to judge....Out loud."
- Dwight, to Ross, probably
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Geoffrey Charles: It's been a couple of months now so I said we'd go across to Truro.
George: Don't tell me that brain dead lowlife has been writing again?
Geoffrey Charles: He is your uncle.
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"Good argument. But unfortunately, yo mama."
- Ross, in Parliament
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"What do you mean Just Standing There Ominously doesn't count as socialising?"
- George, probably
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Valentine: I love you. Straight up.
Geoffrey Charles: What is this? What's the angle?
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Ross: I hate pants shopping.
Dwight: How do you think the pants feel?
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"Permission to go with Papa and see how his freak out goes?"
- Jeremy, probably
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"Don't be part of the problem...be the whole problem."
- Ross
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Demelza: Spilled olive oil in the bed at 2am. Nowhere else to sleep.
Sam: Why did you have olive oil in bed?
Demelza: I was making bruschetta.
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"Hold on, just let me catch my breath, and count to what I am...A ten."
- Caroline
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Ross: Hey, what do you think of the vest?
Dwight: Erm, it's good. If you want to look like a little bitch, then, yeah, go for it.
Ross: *taking it off* Oh. Well. Okay.
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