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Benny: So Raz, your Trans?

Raz: Yup.

Benny: Why did you name yourself Razputin?

Benny: You could’ve been something cool.

Benny: Like Seymour or Dewey.

#submission #loudlychoppedbread #razputin aquato #benny fideleo #psychonauts

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Raz: (moving to poke a Venus Flytrap) Well hello, Mr. Plant!

Lili: Raz, don’t touch that! It’s dangerous!

Raz: Pfft. Yeah, right.

Plant: [pulls out a gun]

Raz: …Whoa.

#submission #mewsingsbynataliek #razputin aquato #lili zanotto #psychonauts

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“When I die… make sure I get a bigger tombstone than Ford.”

-Otto Mentallis

#submission #mewsingsbynataliek #otto mentallis #ford cruller #psychonauts

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Raz: It’s just like Coach Oleander always says, “When one door closes, choose a nearby wall and bash it in with brute force!”

#submission #mewsingsbynataliek #razputin aquato #morceau oleander #psychonauts

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“I just wanted a burger.”

-Otto Mentallis

#submission #mewsingsbynataliek #otto mentallis #psychonauts

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Raz: Hey, guys! Watch me do the "Grouchy Sasha!" Sasha: Razputin, please stop naming moves after me. Raz: (Wearing his goggles over his eyes and holding an imaginary cigarette while imitating a German accent) "Everyone is an idiot except for me." Sasha: Well, it is true. (Takes a drag from his cigarette)

#submission by #mewsingsbynataliek #razputin aquato #sasha nein #psychonauts #source: spongebob squarepants

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Otto: The Psychonauts are running out of money? Otto: That sucks. Otto: But! I have a proposal. Otto: (grabs Raz) Otto: We need to make more of these.

#submission by #loudlychoppedbread #psychonauts #razputin aquato #otto mentallis

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“If I ever look up in the night sky and I see an ad, I’m becoming a terrorist” - Chloe Barge

#submission by #loudlychoppedbread #chloe barge #psychonauts #campers

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“It’s so brave of you to dress for comfort over style” - Kitty Bubai

#submission by #loudlychoppedbread #kitty bubai #psychonauts #campers

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Lili: I wonder what Joe would think of this?

Sasha: Joe?

Lili: Joe mama.

#submission by #loudlychoppedbread #lili zanotto #sasha nein #psychonauts

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Norma: I don’t care who I have to step on in order to get it. I’m not here to make friends.

Adam: I’m the best and most beautiful, so I’ll be taking the win for myself. I’m not here to make friends.

Raz: The other interns can kick me all they want, because I came here to make friends!

#submission by #loudlychoppedbread #norma natividad #adam joseph gette #razputin aquato #psychonauts #interns

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Kitty: Arise! Wake, my perfect creation!

Franke: nya

Source: Tumblr comic https://cosmignon.tumblr.com/post/697512350810505216

#submission by #pinkygroket #franke athens #kitty bubai #psychonauts #campers

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Raz: Hey, what do a selkie and a ziploc bag have in common?

Raz: Resealable

#submission by #loudlychoppedbread #razputin aquato #psychonauts

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Dion: I was a little nervous about this interview-

Morris: Relax, guy. I like gay men. You know.

Dion: That's great but... I-I-I'm not gay.

Morris:

Morris: I don't believe that.

#submission by #loudlychoppedbread #dion aquato #morris martinez #psychonauts

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Raz: So, I heard you're into bad boys?

Lili: Whoever told you that was lying.

Raz: Oh, thank God!

#submission by #loudlychoppedbread #razputin aquato #lili zanotto #psychonauts

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Lili: I'm going to hit you

Lili: On your mouth

Lili: With my mouth

Lili: Softly

#submission by #loudlychoppedbread #psychonauts #lili zanotto

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Oleander, unprompted: I miss my wife, Raz. I miss her a lot.

#submission by #pinkygrocket #psychonauts #morceau oleander #source: real time fandub