I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying. I kept my composure. I wanted to kill him, and I didn’t. There’s a movie called Alien? That’s really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you. I wasn’t hurt that badly. Ford said all of my bleeding was internal. That’s where the blood’s supposed to be.
Oleander: I can assure you, as an experienced Psychonaut, I’ve had my fair share of tussles.
Dogen: [scratching head] Like the mushrooms?
Vernon: Those are truffles.
Dogen: Like the sprout?
Raz: Those are brussels.
Milla: Just want you to know, kids, you need anything, just let me know. I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom. Right Sasha?
Sasha: Please stop talking.
Ford: [Over the plane intercom] This is your pilot speaking, sorry about the turbulence. These long flights are really boring so sometimes I try to fly with my feet.
Oleander: Kids, we’re going to have to tell you the truth and put your fears to rest…
Oleander: But, this is a terrifying tale of murder and revenge from beyond the grave.
Oleander: It was the thirteenth hour of the thirteenth day of the thirteenth month, and the people of Shaky Claim were at Town Hall to discuss the misprinted calendars that were sold around town…
Ford: [mumbling] Lousy Smarch weather…
Raz: What made you give up the life of a warrior hero?
: [A ripple effect appears around Oleander]
Elton: What’s he doing?
Mikhail: That’s a ripple dissolve. He must be having a flashback.
Elton: Does he know we can’t see it? Should we give him some privacy? I don’t know the protocol for flashbacks.
: [The ripple effect stops]
Milka: Is he back? He’s back.
Raz: Well judging by the time you spent staring off into space I’m guessing something pretty bad.
First Mate Loboto: …to quote Jurassic Park: “We’re gonna need a bigger boat.”
Raz: Missed by a mile.
Boyd: Listen, there’s a name for people like me who are afraid of magical old hags.
Raz: …Which is?
Raz, on Oleander
Kitty: You need to get rid of that beehive. It’s not the 60’s anymore.
Franke: People don’t have this kind of hair anymore, and I think it’s kinda cool.
Kitty: Yeah and people don’t have small pox anymore, but it’s for a good reason.
Lili: Oh, so suddenly you don’t have a death wish!
Raz: I’ve never had a death wish. It’s just that I don’t believe that I personally even can die.
Loboto: … and when the patient woke up, his entire skeleton was missing, and the doctor was never heard from again! [laughs]
Loboto: Anyway, that's how I lost my medical licence.
Dogen: ...should I be awake for this?
Clem: We don’t need directions. Just follow that compass inside our hearts.
Franke: Um, no, I think we need directions.
Raz: Don’t you guys need rest too? You look exhausted.
: [Sasha, Milla and Oleander look like they didn’t sleep for hours]
Milla: We look awesome.
Chops: TIME SENSITIVE QUESTION HOW FLIRT WITH BOY?!
Phoebe: Throw rocks at he.
Elton: Hot dogs.
Mikhail: Kill him.
Chops: Thanks, guys!
Raz: Any questions?
Dogen: Why are hot dogs sold in packages of ten but hot dog buns are sold in packages of eight?
Oleander: [Internally] What could Sasha be scheming with that face down card? I better play it safe for my next move.
Sasha: [Internally] Man, I sure hope Morceau doesn’t realize that’s just my suspended driver’s license.