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incorrectquotesbybustajuice · 3 years

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Ned: Does anyone know how to teleport?

Peter: Yes, you need a cows tongue and alien blood.

Peter: Whack it into a bowl with boiling water.

Peter: Says where you wanna go.

Peter: and you will be teleported there.

Ned: Unfortunately, there aren’t any cows in the parking lot.

MJ: That’s your issue. Not the alien blood, by any chance.

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incorrectquotesbybustajuice · 3 years

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*on a video call*

Peter: Hey, I left my blanket pile for you.

MJ:*nods* Thank you for your sacrifice.

Peter:*glares* you better be.

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incorrectquotesbybustajuice · 3 years

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me: what if im not actually ace?

*sex scenes in movies*: omg im so uncomfortable, why it's focusing on this sweaty man make it stop, why this is taking so long, this doesn't add to the story at all, stop fucking around people are dying

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incorrectquotesbybustajuice · 3 years

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Tony: Why are you wearing hat and gloves, its summer.

Peter:

Peter: It's a show of power.

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incorrectquotesbybustajuice · 3 years

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Peter: Well, what's a real punishment anyway.

MJ: Can be anything as long as they don't enjoy it.

Harley: Death

Ned: They said, "doesn't"

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incorrectquotesbybustajuice · 3 years

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Tony: Fuck, I spilt my water on my carpet.

Peter: Drink it.

Tony *exasperated*: I am not drinking carpet water.

Peter: You might get superpowers.

Tony: What I will get is a free trip to the fucking hospital.

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incorrectquotesbybustajuice · 3 years

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#choose your fighter

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incorrectquotesbybustajuice · 3 years

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he got stuck on a project so he needed a cuddle :’(

(Do Not repost or use my art for any reason without permission pls & thx)

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incorrectquotesbybustajuice · 3 years

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writer: this is one of my male characters! he cares about his guy friends and loves them deeply.

tumblr: oh! so he’s gay!

writer: uh…no, he’s attracted to women.

tumblr: ….so he’s bi!

writer: uhh…no…….he loves his guy friends but he’s not romantically/sexually attracted to them.

tumblr: ….so you’re homophobic.

writer:

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incorrectquotesbybustajuice · 3 years

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hey guys. so um, there’s been a large spike in asian hate crimes since the pandemic began, but if you weren’t aware, the other day, 3 massage parlors in atlanta, georgia were shot up and of the 8 people killed, 6 – fucking six – were asian american women. currently, 4 of the 6 people dead have been confirmed to be of korean descent by south korea’s foreign ministry.

i am sick to my stomach by this. i understand that we are in a pandemic, in the midst of a medical crisis unseen in the US and on this large of an international scale since the AIDS crisis, or even the Spanish Flu, back in the 1920′s, but please. our elders are dying, our people are dying. in nyc, my fucking city, the uptick in asian hate crimes is noticeable, but what’s perhaps most heartbreaking of all is that these people are going after our elderly. elders are so important to asian communities, they are so important to us, and they hold positions of honor and importance within our culture and our homes.

any and all deaths are fucking heartbreaking. these shootings in georgia are horrifying. we are all terrified; because it is so easy to imagine how we could be next. if these people are ok going after our elderly and our most vulnerable, what’s going to stop them? any of us could be next. the georgia shootings only served to drive that point home.

the hashtag StopAsianHate is trending on twitter. please, boost, get the word out there, but most of all: have those rough discussions with the people you know and the people you love. we are not a fucking virus, no matter what the former POTUS said. no matter what he claimed. we don’t deserve to die because we were demonized for something that was never our fucking fault. if you can, donate to asian businesses, to asian folks with gofundmes or paypals or ko-fi’s. i will be reblogging as many as i can find - but if you know of one, send it my way so i can reblog it.

but most of all: please stand with us. please help us, please help us stop the hate and the deaths and the beatings. stand with us and help us stop asian hate.

please reblog this.

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incorrectquotesbybustajuice · 3 years

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MJ: Is it my morning cup of tea making me feel sick or my anxiety.

MJ: We shall never know.

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incorrectquotesbybustajuice · 3 years

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Reblog if you've ever read a fic that was better than published books

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incorrectquotesbybustajuice · 3 years

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Tony: I could be a robot for all you know.

Rhodey: That would be hilarious but I dont think robots can be depressed.

Tony: I-

Rhodey: FUCK, I TAKE THAT BACK.

Tony: BITCH, YOU BETTER.

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incorrectquotesbybustajuice · 3 years

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fanfiction is so wild cause im like…..ugh im not in the mood to read a book…..i’ll just read an 82k word fic instead……

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incorrectquotesbybustajuice · 3 years

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Brooklyn Nine-Nine noooooo. Welp, there goes yet another show with tons of diverse, respectful (and brilliantly hilarious) representation. Sigh.

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incorrectquotesbybustajuice · 3 years

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If there was a RPG character creation screen with sexual orientation, would the asexual and skip button behave the same?

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incorrectquotesbybustajuice · 3 years

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Can I ask for fic recs?

Specific tropes that I want to read more of:

Pre-civil war tony (preferably pre ultron too) thinking the team hates him and the team finding out. Hint: they don't actually hate him

The team thinking that peter is Tonys son and the two of them playing along with it

Any misunderstandings about peter and tony really...

Any characters (including avengers) finding out that spidey is not an adult like they assumed

The acdec team trying to figure out why peter keeps disappearing (and coming to really wrong conclusions) or peters teachers being nosey.

The avengers (again preferably pre -civil war) finding out that tony has PTSD or finding out exactly what happened in Afghanistan.

Fic where characters see peters bruises and come to the conclusion he is being abused... Because DRAMA

Any other tropes you think I might like.

No starker or peter/avenger ships (non-platonic). Preferably no Stony or Bucky/tony either but I'm fine with it if it's not the main focus. Honestly, fully platonic stories are some of my faves :)

Include links pls

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