Pansy: Professor Snape won't trace this back to us, right?
Y/n: Are you kidding? He traces everything back to us. Professor Snape traces things we haven't even done yet back to us.
170 notes
·
View notes
Pansy: What kind of girls do you like?
Draco: uh, my girlfriend Y/n.
Pansy: You, what kind of girls do you like?
Harry: Draco's girlfriend.
Draco: *dead stare*
371 notes
·
View notes
(Harry getting into another fight with Draco)
Draco: “You really think you could win against me now?”
Harry: “Oh please, I could so take you on...ah!”
(Harry falls flat as he's hit by the door y/n just opened)
Y/N: “Apparently can't take on a door though, can you?”
Y/N: “Draco, darling, shall we go get something to eat?”
Draco: (smugly) Potter, I know you can't see because you're currently faceplanting the floor, but that is my partner, y/n. So glad the two of you have finally met.”
318 notes
·
View notes
Hiya! Love your blog! It’s freaking awesome!!
Thank you, I'm glad to hear that.
16 notes
·
View notes
Hi are you ok?
Yes, I have been busy and not having time to post anything.But thank you for your attention and concern for me.
3 notes
·
View notes
No, @imabee-oralizard it's the first time.
No, correction, I should kill you. First, I'll rape you with the hilt of a knife. I'll be wearing gloves though because don't really want to touch you. And then I'll curve up the inside of vagina with said knife. I'll make you lick your blood and juices off the knife. And then I'll leave you to bleed out.
You're really creative 👌😂
42 notes
·
View notes
No, correction, I should kill you. First, I'll rape you with the hilt of a knife. I'll be wearing gloves though because don't really want to touch you. And then I'll curve up the inside of vagina with said knife. I'll make you lick your blood and juices off the knife. And then I'll leave you to bleed out.
You're really creative 👌😂
42 notes
·
View notes
Y/n: Sorry about biting you the other day… Got a bit carried away.
Draco: Oh. I thought it was hot.
Y/n: What?!
Draco: Don't look at me like that. I liked it.
Y/n: Oh.
Draco: …
Y/n: …
Draco: Would you like to do it again?
Y/n: Absolutely.
784 notes
·
View notes
Theo : “If you and a same-sex friend are eating out and request one check and the waiter set it down in front of you, they've decided you're the top”.
Pansy:*remember when she and Y/n went to lunch and the waitress put the check down in front of Y/n even though she's filthy rich*
Pansy: “first of all-”
1K notes
·
View notes
Hermione: “Where's your empathy ? “
Y/n : “I have empathy ! “
Y/n: “That's the one where you care about people, right?”
463 notes
·
View notes