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Robin: If guardian angels are real, mine is drinking vodka straight from the bottle and pretending I don't exist.

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Nora: *About Barney*Look at that face! How can anyone spend all day with that face and not fall in love?

Robin: Well, at some point that face starts talking.

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Ted: Lily, remember when you said you weren’t going to interfere with my love life?

Lily: No, that doesn’t sound like me at all.

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Robin: Tell me something I don't know.

Ted: Without mucus, your stomach would digest itself.

Robin: Tell me something else. Something less disturbing.

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Barney: Quick, take my hand!

Robin: *Takes it* Now what?

Barney: Oh nothing, I just wanted to hold hands.

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Ted: What the hell are you doing?

Barney: I'm Stinson-ing this plan!

Ted: What?! No, no, uh-uh! You're NOT turning yourself into a verb, I won't allow it!

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Robin: I was just having a bad day.

Ted: You threatened to decapitate a man over a parking space.

Robin: A very bad day.

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Future Ted: Looking back, I have no regrets.

Luke: You should.

Penny: You really should.

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Lily: No one is judging you. It's completely understandable. Robin is cute and funny and a little stupid but in an endearing way.

Ted: I'm not in love with Robin, but I'm starting to think you are.

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Barney: *About Robin* She's like the total package- She doesn't want a relationship and she has daddy issues. What more could Ted want?

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Barney: All right, look, if you absolutely have to tell someone the truth, at least wait until the timing’s right.

Barney: And that's what death beds are for.

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Barney: You can de-escalate any tense situation by saying 'Are we about to kiss?'

Barney: It doesn't work on cops though.

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Marshall: For the last time, I am not responsible for my own cuteness!

Lily: It's both a gift and a curse.

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Lily: Where's Marshall?

Robin: Don't worry about Marshall.

Lily: Oh I'm sorry, have you met me?

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Ted: Please tell me this isn't another ridiculous scheme.

Barney: It's not a ridiculous scheme. It's a LEGENDARY scheme.

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Ted: *About Robin* She was with you all day yesterday, did anything out of the ordinary happen?

Barney: Not that I can remember. We hung out at the bar, had sex, played battleship...

Ted: What did you say?!

Barney: We played battleship?

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Robin: What if I told you that I knew a way to make all your problems disappear?

Ted: I'd say that sounds illegal...go on.

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