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Wade: I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower but make more money as a leader.

Peter: What the fuck.

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Y/N, scolding the twins: We are not mad, just disappointed.

Wanda: No, we are mad.

Y/N: Yes, we are mad. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide.

Wanda: No, we are not.

Y/N: I’m not a mind reader, Wanda.

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Yelena: [about Wanda] Ask anyone. We’re close.

Natasha: My sister and my girlfriend sometimes have sleepovers. In my bed. With me in it.

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Wade: I'd lie for you.

Y/N: Yeah, but you lie all the time. You lie for no reason. Wade, you just like to lie.

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Yelena: [walks in covered in blood]

Kate: Amazing costume! Happy Halloween!

Yelena:

Yelena: Oh it’s Halloween. That’s convenient.

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Natasha: I saw you on TV yesterday.

Tony: Really? What channel?

Natasha: Animal Planet.

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Yelena: Why are Wanda and Y/N sitting back to back?

Natasha: They had a fight.

Yelena: Why are they holding hands?

Natasha: They get sad when they fight.

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Clint: We have decided that if anything happens to me or Laura, we’d want Nat to be Cooper, Lila and Nate's guardian.

Natasha: That is great news! Kids, when something horrible happens you’re going to be all mine.

Laura: It really is more of an ‘if’ situation.

Natasha: All mine!

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Ramonda: No kid wants a sibling. I mean, T'Challa hated you so much, he gave you to another family and said you were an orphan. Took us a week to track you down.

Shuri: You gave me to another family?!?

T'Challa: I might have.

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Sam: Bucky, don’t panic. We only left Peter and Wade home alone for an hour. How much damage could they do?

Sam and Bucky:

Bucky: We gotta move.

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Natasha: Just try to be nice, Yelena… Y/N’s not like us… they have feelings.

Yelena: Hmm, are you positive this is the person for you?

Natasha: That is exactly the type of thing I don’t want you to say in front of them.

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[Having a water gun fight]

Scott: Let’s blast Tony!

Wade: Yeah!

Sam: Guys, guys, but it’s 3 against 1.

[pause]

Sam: I like it!

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[Y/N, Kate, Yelena, Cassie and Riri walk by and they’re all covered in glitter and slime and feathers and holding water guns]

Clint: I would ask what’s going on, but then you’d tell me, and why would I want that?

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Wade: I’m leaving!

Peter: Can’t you at least call an Uber?

Wade: You know they banned me for talking too much to the drivers!

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Y/N: This is confusing…

Wanda: You think oranges are confusing.

Y/N: Yeah, ‘cause they don’t make sense! Why can I eat an apple’s skin but not an orange’s?

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Kate: Someone needs to take me out.

Y/N: Like, on a date, or with a sniper?

Kate: Surprise me.

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Loki: Do I look nice?

Thor: You look like you're about to set someone on fire.

Loki: Perfect.

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