Y/N: I’m a doctor!
Peter Q: A real one, or like Bruce?
Y/N: I’m a pediatrician.
Peter Q: Wow, so you’re into feet.
Y/N: No, children.
Peter Q: Isn’t that illegal?
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Y/N: Did I die? Again?
Y/N, sees Natasha asleep next to them: Is this heaven?
Steve, knocking on the door: Hi, it’s Steve.
Y/N: Oh God, it’s hell.
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Tony: Peter, can you multitask?
Peter: Yeah, I'm actually losing my mind and chillin' at the same time.
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Y/N: You know what happens to spoiled kids who do whatever they want?
Y/N: They become Kardashians.
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Pepper: Tony, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.
Tony: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.
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Maria: Stop sleeping with your coworkers. It ruins them.
Sam: I slept with you.
Maria: And now I no longer sleep with men.
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Fluff or Smut?
Hmm I really love both, but I think I still prefer fluff!
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Pietro: Natasha kissed you and you said “thank you”?
Pietro: Well that was very polite.
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Cassie: This is worst than the time you left me at the ball pit at McDonald’s.
Scott: I didn’t leave you.
Scott: I forgot you!
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Fury: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?
Fury: I was hula hooping.
Carol: Why are you telling me this?
Fury: Because NO ONE will ever believe you.
Carol: You sick son of a bitch.
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Ned: What’s your preferred study method?
Peter: Coffee and tears.
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Ned: MJ says that you never buy her flowers, is that true?
Peter: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers.
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Wand or Carol
I really love them both and they’re two of my favorite characters but Carol is my first wife, so I have to choose her
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Natasha: Wanda asked me if she could move in.
Y/N: With the kids?
Natasha: No, she’s selling the kids with the house.
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Natasha: By the way, thanks for doing the dishes, Rhodey.
Clint: How do you know I didn't do them?
Natasha: Because once when all the knives were dirty, I saw you cut a piece of bread with your keys.
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Wandavision or The Falcon and the Winter Soldier?
Thanks for asking, love 💚
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wandanat or carolnat?
Difficult cause I love both ships, but I think I’ll choose Wandanat
Thanks for sending this 💚
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