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incorrectrdrquotes · 3 years
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John: I'm swimming back to the base! I know my chances are slim, but I have to try!
Arthur: John, you can't swim!
John: I said my chances are slim!
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incorrectrdrquotes · 3 years
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Dutch: I hope you know what you're doing. You're risking Sean's community college fund.
Sean: (coloring a book) I'll never be President!
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incorrectrdrquotes · 3 years
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Arthur: I have some bad news.
Dutch: Oh, Arthur...there is no such thing as good news or bad news. There is just...news.
Arthur: The Pinkertons found our camp.
Dutch:
Dutch: That is bad news.
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incorrectrdrquotes · 3 years
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Sean *to Lenny*: If we went to a Halloween party dressed as Batman and Robin, I'd go as Robin. That's how much you mean to me.
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incorrectrdrquotes · 3 years
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Arthur: Uh oh
Dutch: Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a huge waterfall.
Arthur: Yup.
Dutch: Sharp rocks at the bottom?
Arthur: Most likely.
Dutch:
Dutch: Bring it on.
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incorrectrdrquotes · 3 years
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Pinkertons holding Dutch: 10,000 dollars or he dies!
Dutch: How offensive. You think I'm worth only 10,000?
Pinkertons: Huh?
Dutch: *grabs megaphone* MAKE IT 50,000
The gang, on the other side: DUTCH SHUT UP
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incorrectrdrquotes · 3 years
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Dutch: We are here to learn how to treat each other with respect and dignity.
Dutch: SO SHUT UP AND LISTEN!
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incorrectrdrquotes · 3 years
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Charles, to John: This seems like the kind of thing a responsible brother wouldn't want you doing.
John: Good thing Arthur's not here!
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incorrectrdrquotes · 3 years
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Sean, upon arriving at fancy Saint Denis restaurant: I’ve never seen so many forks! And water with bubbles in it? Ou la la, oui oui!
Trelawny: Oh! Parlez-vous français?
Sean:
Sean: I have no idea what you just said.
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incorrectrdrquotes · 3 years
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Sean: None may enter lest they speak the royal password!
Arthur: Sean, what are you talking about? We don’t have a password.
Lenny: Yes we do, we made one up while you were gone.
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incorrectrdrquotes · 3 years
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Pearson: Can you pass the salt?
Sadie: Can you pass away?
Pearson: Too much salt.
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incorrectrdrquotes · 3 years
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Kieran, practicing a pick up line: Are you a thief? because you stole my-
Mary-beth: Wallet, I know I’m sorry, I’ll give it back.
Kieran: heart- what the fuck-
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incorrectrdrquotes · 3 years
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Arthur: Are you happy?
Sadie: Are YOU happy?
Arthur: No, but we’re not talking about me.
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incorrectrdrquotes · 3 years
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Lenny: Who’d win in a fight, John or Charles?
Arthur: I can’t answer that, John’s my brother.
Lenny: So Charles?
Arthur: John wouldn’t even stand a chance.
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incorrectrdrquotes · 3 years
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Sadie: So, you're basically the therapist for, like, the entire camp?
Hosea: Pretty much, yeah.
Sadie: Who's your therapist, then?
Hosea:
Hosea: *Holds up a small pebble* I talk to this rock sometimes.
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incorrectrdrquotes · 3 years
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Arthur: So I’m sensing a lot of hostility from you
Micah, still stuck in Strawberry Jail: Get me out of here Morgan!
Arthur, casually leaning against the wall: See, this is what I’m talking about, negative vibes
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incorrectrdrquotes · 3 years
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Arthur: Come here.
John: Why?
Arthur: Just come here.
John: No you’re going to hit me.
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