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Tammo: Which way did the others go? Twayblade: Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner, and the slight disturbance in the dirt, I'd guess ywent left. Tammo: You could really figure it out from that? Twayblade: No, you muttonhead, Pasque sent me a text

#redwall #brian jacques #the long patrol #tammo #twayblade #pasque

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Vurg: Luke? You know that little voice in your head that tells you to quit while you're ahead? Vurg: YOU DON'T HAVE ONE!!!

#source: the road to el dorado #redwall #legend of luke #luke #vurg #brian jacques

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Basil: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched? Jess: IT. Cornflower: Annabelle. Matthias: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.

#redwall #brian jacques #book 1 #matthias #jess #basil stag hare #cornflower

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Mariel: *walks by with a knife in her hand*

Dandin not looking up from his phone: No.

Mariel, turning around and walking away: *grumbling* They deserve it.

Dandin, still not looking up: I’m sure they do.

#redwall #mariel of redwall #Brian Jacques #mariel #dandin

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Matthias: This is nice. All of us together.

Constance: Wait. We’re all together? Where’s Abbot Mordalfus?

Basil: Disperse! Disperse!

Matthias: Get out before the Abbot calls a-

Abbot Mordalfus: Abbey meeting!

#source: liv and maddie #redwall #Brian Jacques #book 3 #abbot mordalfus #constance #matthias #basil stag hare

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Brome: I would kill for you Felldoh

Felldoh: That's not necessary

Brome: Oh, that's a relief, because I'd do it, but it would weigh on me

#redwall #Brian Jacques #martin the warrior #brome #felldoh

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Cluny: *points sword at Abbot Mortimer* Abbot Mortimer: I don't believe in weapons. Cluny: Well, trust me, they're very real.

#source: criminal minds #redwall #brian jacques #book 1 #cluny #abbot mortimer

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Saro: What are you looking at? Bragoon, doing a Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of scented candle he is: Porn

#redwall #brian jacques #Loamhedge #sarobando #bragoon

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Dandin: I lost Durry! Mariel: Well, he’s a small kid. Did you check behind a potted plant? Or perhaps a family sized can of tomatoes?

#source: lab rats #redwall #brian jacques #mariel of redwall #Dandin #mariel #durry

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Gonff: You know, it’s nice to feel wanted Bella: Yes, but not by the ENTIRE KOTIR GUARD

#redwall #mossflower #gonff #bella #brian jacques

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Tess: Who knew getting in trouble would be so impossible? I gotta give you credit, Matti. You make it look easy. Mattimeo: Years of practice.

#source: icarly #redwall #book 3 #mattimeo #tess #brian jacques

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Brocktree: Why are there six people outside who say they're waiting to meet with me? Dotti: So, you know how you love me because you haven't had a single meeting with anyone since I started working here? Dotti: That's because every time someone calls and requests a meeting with you, I always schedule it for March 31st. Brocktree: Why? Dotti: Because I didn't think March 31st existed.

#source: parks and rec #redwall #brian jacques #brocktree #lord brocktree #dotti

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Matthias: Come on Warbeak, do it for our friendship. You can't put a price on that... Warbeak: Yes I can. Fifty dollars.

#redwall #brian jacques #book 1 #Matthias #Warbeak

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Tullgrew, about a fight between Felldoh and Keyla: It scares me how many knives were involved. Brome: There… weren’t any knives involved though? Tullgrew: That’s what scares me.

#redwall #martin the warrior #tullgrew #felldoh #keyla #brome

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Brinty: Don’t mansplain this to me! Tiria: Wh- I’m a woman! I can't mansplain anything to you! Brinty: …Well, I’m a feminist, and I believe a woman can do anything a man does

#redwall #high rhulain #brinty #tiria wildlough #brian jacques

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Finnbar: Listen, I only do unethical things if it's really funny.

#redwall #brian jacques #the bellmaker #finnbar galedeep

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Gonff: i’m in kind of a weird place right now Martin: that’s rough. want to talk about it? Gonff, standing in the middle of field he has no idea how he got to: no but if you could come pick me up that would be great

#redwall #brian jacques #mossflower #martin #gonff