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Hi All!!!
I haven’t stopped posting don’t worry, I just needed to take a lil break, school work has been eating up at me. We’ll be back to our regularly schedualed shitposts soon! 
Love you all!!
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Leo: Depression!? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling "bummed out"?
Donnie: Leo, you ignorant slut.
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Raph: *sitting on top of the fridge* Hello April, welcome back!
April: Why are you on the fridge?
Raph: I live in this house, I can sit where I damn well please.
April:
April: Where's the spider?
Raph: Near the bathroom, I panicked.
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Splinter: How does one turn their emotions off?
Donnie: Okay, so first go to settings.
Donnie: Sorry, I misheard, I thought you said emojis at first.
Splinter: No, I'm still willing to try this, go ahead, I'm at settings, what do I do next?
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Raph: I want you to know that I care about you all very much.
Leo: You threatened to stab me with a pencil like three minutes ago.
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Mikey: Who knew sand could help so much with relaxing?
Leo: Bro, that's quicksand.
Mikey, now neck deep in sand: No the floor is just hugging me.
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Leo: Wanna hear some dark humor?
Donnie: Fine.
Leo: Okay.
Leo: Knock knock-
Donnie: I'm sick of your shit, turn the goddamn lights back on.
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donnie: why gender
leo: who gender
donnie: demolish gender
mikey: gender evaporated
raph: gender extinct
leo: gender unresponsive
april: gender flatlined
casey: gender lifeless
sunita: genderbusters
splinter: i just fucking said ladies and gentlemen
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Turtle Tot Leo: Dad?
Splinter: Yeah?
Leo: Could T-Rex Wipe his own butt?
Splinter: No.
Leo: No wonder he’s extinct.
[Source: XplodingUnicorn]
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Raph: This apple crumble is kinda gritty...
April: That's beach sand.
Raph:
April: And a seashell.
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Mikey: I know I’m a handful. But that’s why God gave you two hands!
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Donnie: I have the sharpest memory. Name one time I forgot something
Leo: You forgot me in a Walmart parking lot, like, three weeks ago.
Donnie: That was on purpose. Try again.
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April: When I first met you, I thought you were weird and annoying.
Donnie:
April:
Donnie: …and?
April: And you are,
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Leo: If I don't believe in god, of course I'm gonna have a god complex! Have you SEEN my pecs?
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Donnie: As you know, I keep a list of all my friends and family in order of how likely they are to betray me. We've established this.
April: Where am I on the list?
Donnie: Well I can't tell you that, because then you'll quickly move up or down depending on your reaction.
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