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hey jsyk i think it's officially spelled lucienne rather than lucien :)

this blog has been dead four years and for some reason i am just. compelled. to answer this.

lucienne is the show-canon librarian. lucien is the comic-canon librarian. this page predates the show by several years, so at the time, it was only lucien, the balding british gentleman. i apologize for not having the foresight to appease show fans.

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i am not saying the mod went on vacation and came back and forgot about this blog. but that’s exactly what happened. starting tomorrow, i’ll go searching for some new quotes to mangle. thanks all for your patience, and i hope new followers won’t have to wait long for content!

#me? roleplaying instead of checking this account? absolutely. . _ . #which is probably why my dream muse won't speak to me but anyway i hope you are all well!

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Destiny: Dream is late.

Death: How did this happen? I had Lucien call him at 8 this morning and pretend it was 11.

Desire: I printed up that fake schedule we made for him saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.

Delirium: I set all his watches and clocks to say PM when it's really AM.

Despair: Oh, boy... We may have overdone it.

Dream, barging through the door: WHAT THE HELL TIME IS IT?

#destiny of the endless #Death of the Endless #Desire of the Endless #despair of the endless #delirium of the endless #dream of the endless #The Sandman #source: 30 rock

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Lucifer: Would you fuck your clone?

Nuala: Yes.

Destiny: No.

Merv: I don't want to fuck my clone because that would be gay sex, and I'm not gay.

Hob: I'm not gay, but I would totally fuck my clone.

The Corinthian: I'm gay, but I still don't want to fuck my clone.

Lucien: I don't want to fuck my clone because that's gross and weird.

Dream: I'd totally fuck my clone because I want to know if I'm good in bed.

Cluracan: I'd fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck me than ME?

Abel: I'd do all sorts of weird things to my clone I'd be too embarrassed to ask anyone else.

Desire: To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy.

Destruction: It's basically the same as masturbating, right? So no big deal!

Despair: It's not the same as that; it'd be like having sex with your twin. Wrong and bad!

Delirium: I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is EVIL?!

Cain: I'd probably get it on with a bunch of clones at once. That's how pro-clone fucking I am.

Death: You guys are weird and frankly I'm a little concerned.

#i'm not tagging all of these characters at this point come back in like a week when it's been buried. #long post #the sandman #nsfw #mod had people from the sandman rp community verify their muses placement on this chart. #because we encourage quality shitposts only on this page.

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Jed: Top reasons to get married?

Hector: Firmly saying “That’s my wife!” and knocking someone out in one punch

Jed:

Lyta:

Hector: …And love, I guess.

#jed walker #lyta hall #hector hall #The Sandman #source: tumblr

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Dream: You know, you remind me of my friends.

Nuala: Oh, you have friends, Lord Dream?

Dream: No... Not anymore.

Nuala: ...

Matthew: ...

Nuala: What does that mean?

Matthew: We got a problem. What is he- what is he talking about with his friends?

Nuala: Did he kill his friends?!

#matthew cable #nuala (the sandman) #dream of the endless #source: iasip

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Lucien: We need to cut expenses. What can we do without?

Cain: Abel.

#Lucien #cain (the sandman) #source: ???

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I just added a small rules page to lay down the groundwork for sourcing submissions, how spoilers will be handled, and general posting guidelines!

#it probably won't matter much to general readers who are here to peruse but it's just a quick guide for anyone who would like to submit.

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Time, about the rest of his children: Have you no control over these idiots?

Destiny: None, whatsoever.

#destiny of the endless #time (the sandman) #source: bones

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Desire, to their siblings: Alright, listen up you little shits.

Desire: Not you, Despair. You're an angel and we're thrilled you're here.

#Desire of the Endless #despair of the endless #source: ??? #The Sandman

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Dream: Hey everybody, today Desire pushed me so I'm starting a kickstarter to put them down.

Dream: The benefits of killing them would be I would get pushed way less.

#dream of the endless #The Sandman #source: vine

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This bitch empty. Yeet!

Morpheus when handed Daniel Hall, probably.

#dream of the endless #daniel hall #The Sandman #source: vine #What do you mean this isn't what happened in The Kindly Ones?

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Death: do you ever wanna talk about your emotions, Destiny?

Destiny: No.

Dream: I do!

Death: I know, Dream.

Dream: I'm sad...

Death: I know, Dream.

#Death of the Endless #dream of the endless #destiny of the endless #The Sandman #source: vine

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There is a spare key, and a master key for the office. Lucien has them both. When I asked “What if you die, Lucien, how will we get into the office?”, he said, “If I’m dead, you guys have been dead for weeks.”

Abel, probably

#Lucien #abel #the sandman #source: the office

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Dream: Let that be a lesson to you, Orpheus. Never love anything.

Orpheus: Even you?

Dream: Especially me.

#Orpheus (The Sandman) #Dream of the Endless #The Sandman #Source: The Simpsons

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Death: I have done nothing wrong. Ever. In my life.

Everyone: I know this, and I love you.

#Death of the Endless #the sandman #source: Parks and Rec

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the queue is running relatively low so followers, if you have any alleged anecdotes from the series, you are always welcome to send them in through the submit box!

#don't worry though. i'm also going to go through refilling the queue myself!