FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸.
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Yeojin: I was scolded at my yearly review because I said I wanted to get promoted to being a paladin.
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Shimok:
Yeojin, primping: It's a fine job protecting the citizens after all!
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Yeojin: When I say “that reminds me” and there's zero connection, you just have to take my word for it, there's no time to explain!
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Waiter: This is a party platter of cabbage leaves. The wraps serve 12 people.
Shimok, already nibbling on the leaves without wrapping them: I know what I asked for.
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Yeonjae, sliding Shimok a drink: I poisoned one of these glasses, but I forgot which one.
Shimok, exhausted: From the way this dinner has gone, I sincerely hope it's mine.
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Shimok: Isn't travelling with you just one big spoiler?
Changjoon: I try to keep away from major plot developments.
Changjoon: Which, to be honest, I seem to be very bad at.
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Dongjae examining his fingernails: I like saying "I'll allow it", only in contexts where I have no power or authority.
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Wonchul, arms crossed on hips: I’m a red-blooded, tapioca-fed KOREAN MAN and if I wanna get my tits chopped off that’s my god-given right as a tax payer.
Wonchul, pointing at the prosecution: Why should the government tell me what my gender is? Back in my day we earned our own genders uphill in a blizzard both ways.
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Changjoon, over the receiver: It is Pride Month, everyone. Please work hard.
Wonchul: What do you want us to do, catch gay criminals?
Wonchul: Like. What was the point of that announcement?
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Shimok at the Western Seoul Office: “Oh no, we’re all doomed by the narrative.” Maybe you are.
Shimok, being given a case: I’m the narrative’s favourite.
Shimok at Tongyeong: It turns out this is not a good thing for me.
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With recent confusion I would like to extend my apologies to Shimok and update the post
Happy Pride Month
Happy Pride Month to asexual Shimok and bi Yeojin <3
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Yeojin: We all must get weirder and more queer.
Yeojin, gesturing around: I am completely serious, and this is urgent. Please get weirder and gayer now.
Yeojin, scoffing: If you see me acting weird and gay, mind your business a little bit.
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Happy Pride Month to asexual Shimok and bi Yeojin <3
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Changjoon: I need relationship advice-
Wonchul, sipping his coffee without looking up from his papers: Break up with her.
Changjoon, sighing: At least hear me out first.
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Eunsoo: "Defend your thesis"?
Eunsoo, pointing: Why are you attacking my thesis then?
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Dongjae: This legislation sucks. Disabled parking should be from 9-5pm Monday to Friday, business hours.
Dongjae, scoffing: I can't see any reason why genuinely disabled people would be out and about beyond those times!
Shimok, placing documents in his backpack: Prosecutor Seo, we're disabled, not werewolves.
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Dongjae, drunkenly taking bets: Hey! Prosecutor Hwang! Have you lost your viriginity yet?
Shimok, calmly taking a sip of apple juice: I never lose, Prosecutor Seo.
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