incorrectselfaware

[incorrectselfaware]

Mell: I wasn't THAT drunk.

Kai: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.

Mell: but you a r e

#sa #self aware comic #mell carter #kai mallory #source: unknown

[incorrectselfaware]

Mell: Come on, Aspen, I'm your hottest friend!

Mell: Wait, no that's Kai.

Mell: I'm your nicest friend! No, that's Ellie...

Mell: I'm your friend?

#mell carter #aspen hanyuu #sa #self aware comic #source: the good place

[incorrectselfaware]

Mell: Alright listen up you little shits

Mell: Not you, Ellie, you're an angel and we're glad to have you here

#sa #self aware comic #mell carter #elliot trainor #source: unknown

[incorrectselfaware]

Mell: Elliot is out of town for a few days, so while he’s away I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts!

Kai: What? Why???

Mell: He's 98% of my impulse control!

#sa #self aware comic #mell carter #kai mallory

[incorrectselfaware]

Mell: I wanna be a reverse tooth fairy that breaks in and scatters teeth on people's bed!

Kai: A dentist?

Aspen: Kai I don't know what kind of dentist you're going to, but I think you need to call the police.

#self aware comic #sa #kai mallory #mell carter #aspen hanyuu #source: tumblr

[incorrectselfaware]

Kai: Mell, quick, what's your type!

Mell: smart mean and blue?

Kai: ...Your blood type, Mell. You're bleeding out.

Mell: Oh.

Mell, lifting his hand to look at his blood: Hm... Red!

#self aware comic #sa #kai mallory #mell carter

[incorrectselfaware]

Aspen: Why is Mell carrying around a potted plant?

Kai: He asked too many stupid questions today so I'm making him carry that to make up for all the oxygen he wasted.

#sa #self aware comic #kai mallory #aspen hanyuu #source: unknown

[incorrectselfaware]

Mell: It feels nice to be wanted

Aspen, bolting around the corner into the alleyway, pushing over a fruit stand to slow down the police behind them: NOT BY THE LAW

#sa #self aware comic #mell carter #aspen hanyuu #source: unknown

[incorrectselfaware]

Delphi: How are you today?

Roberts: I'm not thinking about it.

#source: tumblr #self aware comic #self aware #jordan roberts #delphi smintheus

[incorrectselfaware]

Aspen: Hey Kai, are you okay?

Kai: Fine thanks. Why?

Aspen: You asked Mell if painkillers worked on emotions.

#sa #self aware comic #kai mallory #aspen hanyuu #source: unknown

[incorrectselfaware]

Kai: So you see, there's hope for everyone

Mell: Even me?

Kai: No.

#sa #self aware comic #kai mallory #mell carter #source: the simpsons

[incorrectselfaware]

Julian: Do you take constructive criticism.

Delphi: No. Only cash or credit.

#sa #self aware comic #source: tumblr #julian wright #delphi smintheus

[incorrectselfaware]

Jamie: *sneezes*

Mell, in the vents: bless you

Jamie: god?

#sa #self aware comic #mell carter #james brutus

[incorrectselfaware]

Mell: Kaiiii

Kai: what

Mell: I can't sleep :(

Kai: I can. Goodnight.

#sa #self aware comic #kai mallory #mell carter

[incorrectselfaware]

Elliot: *sees someone fighting a group of people alone*

Elliot: What an idiot...

Elliot: *notices it's Mell*

Elliot: shit that's MY idiot-

#sa #self aware comic #source: tumblr #elliot rainor

[incorrectselfaware]

Aaron: That would go against my moral compass.

Kai: Your moral compass is a fucking roulette wheel.

#aaron mallory #kai mallory #sa #self aware comic

[incorrectselfaware]

Jamie: Kai, have a safe commute to work.

Kai:

Kai: I have no say in the matter, Jamie.

Jamie, smiling: Then die.

#sa #self aware comic #kai mallory #james brutus #source: unknown