Me, internally: The Jedi weren’t just an order of space monks, they were a living breathing culture with thousands of years of history and knowledge behind them filled with both accomplishments and failures. What Palpatine did to them was genocide, both literal and cultural. Even though Luke rebuilds the Order and more Jedi come out of hiding so much of what they were and what they stood for has been lost and will never be recovered because Palpatine did his damndest to erase them from history. The fact that people blame them for their own genocide and Palpatine’s crimes when they were trying to save both themselves and the Republic from destruction and corruption from within is infuriating and a little bit horrifying. They made mistakes, yes, but they did not deserve what was done to them.
How do you feel about Microsoft buying Activision Blizzard?
Typically I'm totally against the giant company monopolizing a market-space by eating up their competition but blizzard was on a warpath to becoming the worst, most toxic company in the gaming market (if they weren't already there) and blizzard under new management, instead of the creeps and boomers they currently have running things - might actually be a pretty good thing for that misguided little company. They somehow have some of the largest IP’s in gaming history and MASSIVE fanbases, yet they still managed to make everyone unanimously hate their company due to their garbage decision-making, so Microsoft will come clean things up.
Robin: Hi, everyone! Today, we're going to be testing the datability of Smash Bros' swingiest bachelors! First up, King Dedede!
King Dedede: Get ready to fall in love, Smash Bros! ...Is the camera getting my good side?
Robin: Dr. Mario!
Dr. Mario: Who're you making this for, again?
Robin: And Wario!
Wario: I'm only here because you promised bacon.
Robin chucks a piece of bacon at Wario, which he eats.
Wario: I'm pacified.
Robin: And now for a simple 9000 question dating quiz!
Wario: Should men always pay for dinner? What am I, Luigi?
King Dedede: How many kids would you like? As many kids as I have Waddle Dees. That's enough me for everyone!
Dr. Mario: How do you treat a gal? Well, hovering around and giving random medical facts is a no brainer! Nailing this....
Robin: While they're doing this, we present to you...Hoshido v. Nohr in who has the best people to date! Starring the Corrins!
Corrin: On one hand, Rinkah is buff and I'd gladly let her throw me across the room like a ragdoll, pin me against the wall, and put me in a headlock, along with numerous other submission holds. On the other hand, Effie is in Nohr, and I've heard her biceps are almost as strong as Samus', which is a feat all on its own, so you already KNOW she can snap me like a twig. And Nohr also has Peri if you're into Yandere's. I've seen her eviserate a man before, and its sort of artistically beautiful in a way. But Kagero is like, a ninja who covers her eye with her hair. That's like, 20 points hotter than a Samurai. But, if you can't decide between the two, there's always good ol' Azura and Felicia!
Corrine: As for me, Jakob. Butlers are hot, what can I say? Especially ones with accents. And there's Kaden, his tail is super fluffy. But so is Keaton's hair....plus he smells nice. And I can't forget about Azura, I love Azura.
Back to Toon Link....
Robin: Welcome back! The results are in! Wario, on a scale of 1-5, you scored a three!
Wario: Yes! Yes!
Wario is DATABLE!
Robin: This limits your dating pool to widows, lady plumbers, and convicts.
Wario: I see that as a win.
Robin: Dr. Mario....yikes. Well, scores don't really matter all too much in the long short. Just focus on being you, kay buddy?
Dr. Mario is Questionable?!
Robin: King Dedede, you scored....a 12?
King Dedede: Mama was right! I'm the most perfect man in the world!