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Surprise, bitch. I bet you thought you’d seen the last of me.

Lucretia to Ilithyia

#source: american horror story #incorrect spartacus quotes #character: lucretia #character: ilithyia #spartacus

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There’s a German term for this. It’s called ‘dontgiveashitness’.

Agron

#source: the mod's real life #incorrect spartacus quotes #spartacus #character: agron

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SAXA: You know, in another lifetime you and I would have made a hot ass couple.

AGRON: Agreed.

#source: brooklyn nine nine #incorrect spartacus quotes #spartacus #character: saxa #character: agron

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Am I just a giant naked man with 2 axes?

Donar

#source: outofcontextdnd #incorrect spartacus quotes #spartacus #character: donar

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They would probably be, at least for a moment, intimidated a bit, and we could get a few licks in before they realize we're just a pile of idiots running at them.

Crixus

#source: critical role #incorrect spartacus quotes #spartacus #character: crixus

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Look, you didn't ask me for my opinion, but I'm old, so I'm giving it anyway.

Lucius

#source: golden girls #incorrect spartacus quotes #spartacus #character: lucius

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SPARTACUS: Hey Gannicus, wanna help?

GANNICUS: Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to.

#source: friends #incorrect spartacus quotes #character: spartacus #character: gannicus #spartacus

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I woke up gay again today. Now I gotta go do gay shit.

Agron

#source: tiktok #incorrect spartacus quotes #spartacus #character: agron

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Hot pink is an amazing color. Why can’t I wear it without my masculinity being called into question?

Duro

#source: the mod's real life #spartacus #incorrect spartacus quotes #character: duro

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Don’t take this the wrong way, but I WILL murder you and smile while I do it.

Lucretia

#source: rifftrax #incorrect spartacus quotes #spartacus #character: lucretia

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Gannicus would bang a Gatorade bottle if it had a pulse at this point. Seriously, he would.

Melitta

#source: jersey shore #incorrect spartacus quotes #spartacus #character: melitta #character: gannicus

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I gotta be straight with you…I’m gay for you.

Sabinus to Tiberius

#source: vine #incorrect spartacus quotes #spartacus #character: sabinus #character: tiberius

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I don’t know. He’s kind of a loose cannon, and I like to surround myself with people who don’t try to stab me.

Spartacus about Nasir

#source: 30 rock

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SPARTACUS: We're not friends.

CRIXUS: We're just two people who have the same color shoulder thingies.

SPARTACUS: They're called pauldrons.

CRIXUS: You're a pauldron!

#source: knight squad #incorrect spartacus quotes #spartacus #character: spartacus #character: crixus

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I must admit, there have been times in my life where I’ve been calmer.

Crixus

#source: the great british bake off #incorrect spartacus quotes #spartacus #character: crixus

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Hello. My name is Quintus Lentulus Batiatus. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Batiatus to Tullius

#source: the princess bride #incorrect spartacus quotes #spartacus #character: quintus batiatus #character: tullius

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SPARTACUS: Alright people, Let's do this thing. Go, Team Dynamite!

AGRON: But I thought we agreed we'd go by the name Team Super-cool.

CRIXUS: As I recall, it was Team Awesome!

GANNICUS: I voted for Team Alpha Wolf Squadron.

SPARTACUS: Alright, Alright, Alright! From henceforth, we shall be known as Team Alpha-Super-Awesome-Cool-Dynamite-Wolf-Squadron.

#source: shrek 3 #incorrect spartacus quotes #spartacus #character: spartacus #character: agron #character: crixus #character: gannicus