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Moon: Have you noticed that lately, Meteora's has been acting like a real princess?
Eclipsa: A real princess? Moon, that's great!
Eclipsa: Don't you see? If Meteora's ever going to make it in this male dominated power structure, she's gotta eat, breath, drink, and sweat self-esteem!
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Teenage Meteroa and Globgor...prob
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Star: I'm never going to use this Math in the real world!
*later that day*
Marco: Okay, Star, lift on the count of three.
Star: *under her breath* Oh fuck, fuck, fuck.
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Star*texting*: I'll tell them to get their butts over here.
Ponyhead: Yeah!
Star: How do you do an emoticon for butt?
Ponyhead: Three.
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Star: I'm so mad at you, Marco! You better watch out come March 21st.
Marco: I keep telling you, the Purge isn't real!
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Moon: Eclipsa gave me two tickets to the ballet.
River: The ballet? Woohoo!
Moon: You like ballet?
River: Moonpie, please! I enjoy all meat of our cultural stew.
River: Ah, the ballet.
River:
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Moon: *hands him a book*
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River: That’s what ballet is? Oh!
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Star: Marco, how'd you get so strong?
Marco: Nothing special. I do 100 push ups! 100 sit ups! 100 squats! Then a 10 kilometer run! Every single day!
Star: But you aren't bald.
Marco: Thanks, Genos.
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Star and Marco, every time after its been quiet for 5 minutes
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At City Hall
Marco: Hi, we're here to get a marriage certificate. We're getting married.
Front desk worker: Names?
Marco: I'm Marco Diaz and this is Star Bu...Butter, Butler, Buuhh...
Star: Butterfly. Star Butterfly.
Marco: I didn't bother learning her last same, since it's just going to be Diaz anyway.
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Eclipsa: I wish Moon would hang out with me, but she seems to not trust me.
Star: How do you know she doesn't trust you?
Eclipsa: I entered her mind. She still has the faint feeling I attacked her. I wish I knew how to make her trust me.
Star: Maybe, not reading her mind would help?
Eclipsa: No, that's not it.
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Janna: L.A. people need to shut the fuck up about tacos.
Star: What now?
Janna: You've never met one before? Its all they fucking talk about. Tacos, tacos, tacos, Venice beach, tacos.
Marco: She's right. That and hiking. Hiking, hiking, hiking. Hiking is just a fancy word for walking, I wasn't born yesterday.
Janna: Its all hikes and tacos, go eat a taco while you go on a hike.
Star: How do you know hiking and tacos aren't better in L.A.?
Janna: They are.
Marco: Everything is better in El Aye.
Janna: El Aye.
Marco: El Aye.
Janna: Yeah, everyone calls it El Aye, after they go there.
Star: Hold on, who do you guys know that's ever been to L.A.?
Tom: What's this about about El Aye?
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Tom: When I’m around you, I kind of feel like I’m on drugs. Not that I do drugs....Unless you do drugs, in which case I do them all the time. All of them.
Janna: I don't do drugs.
Tom: Oh, thank god. Me either.
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Star: We beat Mina, so I guess season 4 is over now.
Eclipsa: No, because I'm actually the season 4 villain. I'm going to turn all the mewmen into monsters so that way there's no more fighting.
Star: You can't do that!
Marco: You did that to Miss Skullnick.
Star: Marco. Shush!
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Eclipsa and Globgor
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Star: Okay, I'll distract Mina, you go to the Monster Temple, and tell Eclipsa what's going on.
Janna: I'll run like the wind.
Star: I know you won't.
Janna: Wind can be slow, Star!
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Star: I’m trying not to be mad at Marco, but man that guy can push my buttons.
Tom: Why are you so mad at him?
Star: Look, I don’t wanna talk about it. Okay?
Tom: Well, it just seems that…
Star: You wanna be on my list too? Keep talking. Has anyone seen my list by the way?
Tom: Uh, no. What’s it look like?
Star: It’s a piece of paper that says 'Marco'.
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