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Mass: (starts a Revolution) Wow!

Mass: We’ll this is going to be my personality for the rest of my life

#ben brainard #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttt #wttsh #source: unknown #happy patriots day to all who celebrate

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Utah and Illythia: (in love) Idaho and his spouse: (in love) Caliornia: Oh look at us we're in love and not dead inside, get fucked both of you

#ben brainard #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttt #wttsh #vine

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Gov gesturing at Loui: I learned classical French not the strange dialect he seems to have picked up

#ben brainard #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttt #wttsh #fawlty towers

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Utah: (drops box) Hot Belgium waffles!

Utah: Wait I’m not in the church anymore!

Utah: I can swear for real!

Utah: (deep breath) FUUUUU-

#ben brainard #welcome to the statehouse #welcome to the table #wttsh #wttt #source: gravity falls

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Hey your last post here’s the source for your quote. https://youtu.be/4xX1pMn8LvA?si=lV9ROeDBzW7mbptP

Huh

I had no idea that was him

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Oklahoma: (looking for Texas in a Walmart) Ma’am have you seen my friend?

Oklahoma: He’s about this tall, wears a cowboy hat, clearly gay but we haven’t had the talk yet

#ben brainard #welcome to the table #welcome to the statehouse #wttt #wttsh #source: unknown

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idc: I have to grovel, I hate groveling. I would have lasted two seconds in the court of the Sun King. I think about that all the time. gov: You DO?

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Utah: I think we're missing something.

New Mex: Teamwork?

Arizona: Cohesion?

Colorado: A general sense of what we're doing?

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Gov: Just don't click the big, red "End Stream" button.

Florida: Oh crap.

Gov: I know you like big red buttons, but don't click that one!

Source: Second Wind - Launch Party

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hey have some austin for your troubles

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Utah: How do you feel about children?

Arizona: They're okay I guess. Like if I saw one, I wouldn't throw a rock at them

Utah: Why would you throw a rock at a child?!

Arizona: I just said I wouldn't

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Texas: Oh, you think you’re real cute, don’t ya?

Illinois: Actually, I think I’m just so-so, but I’ve decided to carry myself like I’m cute.

(source: Our Flag Means Death)

#submission #gorgeous love this

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The March Sisters 📚

Little Women illustration based on the book!

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YA books: There are 2 boys, the protagonist girl HAS to date one, but how can she choose? They are so incredibly different in every way!

The boys:

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Florida: I'll settle for a cup of coffee.

Louisiana: Are you okay?

Florida: Yeah, why?

Louisiana: In the time we've known each other, I've seen you ingest all manner of strange things, but I've never known you to be a coffee drinker. You're way more likely to snort a crushed-up caffeine pill than fix yourself a cup of joe.

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*Florida drinking an energy drink*

Utah: Would you like some water to go with that poison?

Florida: Water? You mean the stuff that killed Jesus? No thank you!

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California: How can you eat that?

Florida: Easy, I use my mouth.