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"This is the voice of the Mysterons...
You know I can hear you earthwoman...
Answer your test carefully, or resign to your fate..." ○  ○ ) 🧮
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Blue: This is the worst day of my life…
Scarlet: The worst day of your life so far.
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Scott: Oh wow, a surprisingly peaceful domestic moment…
Scott: When will it be ruined?
Alan, calling for help: Scott!
Scott: There it is…
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Atlanta: You're just making this up as you go along! Troy: Yep. But I do it brilliantly.
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Steve: It's about time I contributed to the online discourse... Steve: Bricks are domesticated rocks.
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Mike: Just say when.
Jimmy: When.
Mike: I-
Mike: Now or later?
Jimmy: Oh.
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White: Could you be anymore annoying?
Magenta: Yes.
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Scott, to the other brothers: I never thought I’d have to say this, but there is only space in this family for one unstable sibling, and I have held that title for a very long time, so you are going to have to get it together.
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Ian, to Sam: If you see Joe, give him this message
Ian: *makes a neutral face*
Ian: He’ll know what it means.
*later*
Sam: Oh, and your father said to give you this message.
Sam: *makes a neutral face*
Joe: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure…
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Brains: Must be a spatio-temporal hyperlink.
Jeff: And that is?
Brains: No idea, I just made it up. Didn’t want to say “magic door”
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Troy, cupping Phones’ face: I’d kill for you.
Phones: …
Troy: Please ask me to kill for you…
Phones: No, Troy…
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Ninety: I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke.
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Jimmy: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
Mike: *crouches down*
Popkiss: *kneels down*
Beaker: *sits on the floor*
Jimmy:
Jimmy: I hate all of you.
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Ochre: Where are the pretzels?
Magenta: I ate them.
Ochre: I told you to divide them into two equal piles.
Magenta: Each pile has zero.
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Alan: That is… tragic.
Gordon: Not as tragic as your face.
Alan: Aww, come on, that was uncalled for.
Gordon: Your face is uncalled for.
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Phones: What did Frosty the Snowman do other than come to life, do a little dance, then die?
Troy: Isn’t that all anyone ever does, really?
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Steve: I don’t care about celebrity gossip. Give me small scale gossip. I want to know why the night shift employees at Kohl’s are mad at each other.
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