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Character A: I made tea.

Character B: I don’t want tea.

Character A: I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea.

Character B: Then why are you telling me?

Character A: It's a conversation starter.

Character B: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Character A: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

#submitted by: #mycreativeconfessions #incorrect quotes #totally correct quotes #quote template #friendship

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Character A: You have to apologize to Character B.

Character C: Fine.

Character C:'Unfuck you' or whatever.

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Character A: You often use humor to deflect trauma.

Character B: Thank you!

Character A: I didn't say that was a good thing.

Character B: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny.

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Character A: I know you snuck out last night, Character B.

Character C, whispering: Play dumb!

Character B: Who's Character B?

Character C: NOT THAT DUMB!!!

#submitted by: #mycreativeconfessions #source: spiderman into the spiderverse #incorrect quotes #totally correct quotes #quote template #idiots #authority

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Character A: So, on a scale of 1-10, how would you rate your pain?

Character B, groaning: 10/10 would NOT recommend.

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Character A: Don't change the subject.

Character B: What's the subject?

Character A: Me.

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Character A: We're great together because we're so different.

Character B: True, I'm always right and you're always wrong.

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Character A: Well, well, well, if it isn't my old friend...

Character A: The realization that I fucked up real bad.

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Character A: You jumped out of a moving plane rather than talk to me about your feelings!

Character B: You're exaggerating. The air sucked me out like a vacuum.

Character A: You hit the ground and started running!

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Character A: Do you remember that horrible roommate you had back in college?

Character B: You mean you?

#source: 30 rock #incorrect quotes #totally correct quotes #quote template #friendship

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Character A: I love Character B, but they have a lot of problems.

Character B: Great, I'll fix them!

Character A: Do you want to know what they are?

Character B: Absolutely not.

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Character A: Look, I might not have been a saint, but it's not like I killed anybody. I wasn't an arsonist. I never found a wallet outside on the street and thought about returning it, but the owner lived outside of the city so I just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.

Character B: Okay, that's really specific and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

#source: the good place #incorrect quotes #quote template #totally correct quotes #CRIME

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you could spread. so much misinformation. like i hope you are aware of how much havoc you could wreak.

I suppose that’s the point, my dear. Sometimes chaos is necessary to allow entertainment to thrive.

#not a quote #ask #admin

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Character A: I CAN BUY AND SELL YOU, OLD MAN!

Character B: ...Fair enough.

#source: gravity falls #submission #incorrect quotes #totally correct quotes #quote template #sass

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Character A: Don't let another person ruin your day.

Character A:

Character A: Ruin your own damn day.

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Character A: You know, it's at times like this that I really wish I had listened to what Character C told me.

Character B: Why? What did they tell you?

Character A: I don't know. I didn't listen.

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Character A: Remember how upset you got when Character C ended an email with thx instead of thanks?

Character B, visibly upset: Why would you bring that up?!

#source: brooklyn 99 #incorrect quotes #totally correct quotes #quote template