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The Ensemble:
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Me: Cool, cool Queue is update for the next week-
Tumblr: Your queue is empty
Me: 
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It's a sad song.
It's a sad tale. It's a tragedy
It's a sad song.
But we sing it anyway.
As if it might turn out this time
-Hadestown
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Abuela: I want to see you settled before I ascend to heaven to live with the angels
Sonny: And grandpa!
Abuela: no... he is not there
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Warren: I made you a friendship bracelet
Deb: That’s kinda childish
Warren: oh okay you don’t have-
Deb: No give it here
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Sonya: How can you love a man you’ve only known for three days?
Natasha: 
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Cousin: Why should we get you these drugs?
Justine: 
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Henry: Chillax
Natalie: That’s not a real word
Henry: Sometimes those who deny chillax are the ones who need to chillax the most
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Anatole: Sorry I’m late
Helene: What happened
Anatole: Nothing, I didn’t want to come
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What the hell Pippin
PIPPIN: What I thought: Boy searches for his purpose in life, his father dies and he joins a circus then finds out thats not what he wants
Actually: A bunch of arguably real circus players fuck with Pippin for two hours trying to get him to kill himself
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Bonnie: How does Clyde typically get out of messes?
Buck: He doesn’t, he just makes a bigger mess that cancels out the first one.
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Seymour: Fear is no reason to be impolite
Audrey II: FEED ME 
Seymour: Pardon me, but WHAT THE FUCK?
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Anatole: I work hard for everything I have. 
Dolokhov: 
Anatole: Begging is such hard strenuous work
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Hermes: What did we learn today, Orpheus? Orpheus: I can breath out of my nose AND my mouth Hermes: Hermes: Progress
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Mark: What happened to all your shirt sleeves
Roger: Mimi is 99% of my impulse control
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& Juliet,  but it’s actually John Mulaney
Romeo: My wife is a bitch! And I love her So Much!
May: Adult life is already so damn weird
Lance: Brush your teeth! Now here’s some orange juice! That’s life!
Juliet: and I said “no,” you know, like a liar.
Angelique: He ordered one black coffee for himself and kept driving.
Frankie: I was watching that show, Access Hollywood, and one of the reporters said “up next we have an interview with Sandra Bolluck’s exhusband Jesse James” and out loud I said “UGH! This ought to be good” that’s pure mom.
Will: Lost in New York? The streets are numbered! 
Anne: I wish I was a death jam comic. i would have torn it to pieces
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Wiggly: uwu Mr. Prezzywezz you dropped your BomByWom oopsie doopsie
Goodman: 
Wiggly: OwO
Goodman: I feel threatened
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