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Yugo: What if I...jk jk jk jk...put my Minecraft bed...next to yours? Jk jk jk...unless..?
Lucas: Yugo we are married with kids
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Ray: Did you know Kokichi Oma from Danganronpa V3 is running for president in Russia
Emma: Who...?
Norman: That little rat
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Emma: *leaving the room*
Norman: Emma! I need you!
Emma: And the world needs me
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Norman, having eaten something dodgy: I feel faint
Emma: Norman?? NORMAN??
Norman: I hear grandma calling me
Ray: We never met our grandma! Whoever she is, don’t follow her to the other side!
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Emma: Seriously, he has a giant ice dragon-
Ray, having listened to Emma’s stories for the past hour: only the bare essentials
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Don: dhjdjdjsjjsjsj
Gilda: shut
Don: No. I have shut for too long. I shall shut no longer.
Don: I shall now
open
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Emma: I don’t know how people could ever eat fried spiders. It sounds terrible
Yugo: They’re not that bad, but the whole ‘moving around your mouth’ thing kind of puts me off
Ray: You ate live spiders, didn’t you?
Yugo:
Yugo: Listen here kid, sometimes to survive you gotta-
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Yugo: So apparently the bad vibes I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress
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Lucas: How do you feel?
Yugo: I do not
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Sonju: I want to change the world
Mujika: For the better?
Sonju: *silently smiles*
Mujika: Sonju please answer me
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Lucas: This song is actually going to make me cry
Yugo: I am going to cry regardless of music
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Gilda: Look at this. This guy was paralyzed after eating 413 chicken nuggets.
Don: So the limit is 412.
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Violet: oh my god will my cat stop scratching the cardboard for no reason I will STAB HIM
Oliver: Do not stab the cat. Do not stab the cat. Do not stab the cat.
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Emma: I don’t care what anyone says. When I’m older and get married to a girl, I am getting an electric oven, three cats, two bathrooms and a kid and no one can stop me.
Ray: This feels like there’s a counterpart where you get married to a guy and live in a one-room bungalow in Sudan.
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Yugo: I can’t fUCKING EAT MY FOOD CAUSE OF THESE FUCKING KIDS AAAAHSKSKJSJSJ
Emma: please mister we haven’t eaten in months please
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Don: I have eaten an ungodly amount of chicken strips and can no longer tell fiction from reality.
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[yugo and lucas almost get hit by a car]
Lucas [to the driver]: IM SO SORRY!
Yugo [to the driver]: FUCK YOU, DICKWAD!
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