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If you’re an AUS/NZ Tony fan, please message me @race-jackson for a link to the discord.
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tony + versatile language use
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Rhodey: You actually make a good argument.
Tony: I do some of my best work when I bullshit.
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Announcement!
It’s been a while since this account has been active and, really, that’s all my fault. A lot has happened since I was last here but now I’m back, and I’ve got some good stuff in the works.
Firstly, this blog will go back to regular scheduling as of around the 5th of January, as I’m currently overseas right now with family and can’t see myself getting things back and running properly until then. This means queued quotes and quote pics from the 5th of January.
Secondly, I’m currently working on a Tony Stark discord server. At the moment, I’m thinking it will be an Australian/NZ only server just to reduce numbers and make it easier for me to moderate, but I may be convinced otherwise if others with modding experience are interested in helping.
Hope you’ve had a good holiday, and have a happy new year!
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Natasha: Don’t worry. Steve likes your butt and your fancy hair. I know. I read his diary.
Tony: [touching his hair in wonder] He thinks it’s fancy?
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Tony: You know, don’t take this the wrong way, but I feel like you’ve become a lot more fun since I’ve known you.
Dr Strange: Thanks. And if I might return the compliment, I think you’ve become marginally less irritating.
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Bruce: Every talk I have with you people gets more and more absurd!
Tony: You say “you people” as if you’re not part of the family. Well, I’ve got news for you. You’re already on the Christmas card.
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Peter: Christmas gets so much harder as you get older. “What do you want for Christmas?” I don’t know. Financial security? A stable job?
Tony: A nap would be nice.
#tony stark#peter parker#iron dad#spider son#incorrect mcu quotes#incorrect marvel quotes#original: internet
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Tony: Aren’t you sugar and spice and everything nice.
Dr Strange: Well, aren’t you rudeness and sarcasm and everything… uh…
Tony: No, go on. You find something that rhymes with sarcasm and makes sense, and I’ll take the fall tonight.
#tony stark#stephen strange#ironstrange#incorrect mcu quotes#incorrect marvel quotes#original: galavant
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Steve: I didn’t want to hurt your feelings.
Tony: Ew. Pump the brakes, Cap.
Steve: Because I’m terrified of you and what you’ll do to me.
Tony: Oh, that’s sweet.
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Bruce: *covered in sweat, bent in half and out of breath*
Tony: What's wrong with you??
Bruce: Elevators broken so I had to climb up from the 42nd floor.
Tony: Holy shit man you're a mess, that's only 5 floors!
#tony stark#incorrect mcu quotes#bruce banner#iron man#hulk#science bros#science husbands#original: suits
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tony spent his whole life hearing yeehaw but then one day mysterious shirtless stranger Steve came along and changed everything forever,,,,
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theme 14: broken crown // all codes
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long time no see!! i’ve finally (mostly) come off-hiatus so i cleaned up a minimalist sidebar theme for you all!!
features
- 400px/500px posts
- unnested captions + pxu photosets (see credits at end of post)
- 100x100px sidebar image
- 2 custom links
- optional: show sidebar image, show search bar, show captions, show tags, like/reblog buttons
notes: the sidebar image displays at 100x100px, however as long as your image is square in shape it will be resized accordingly. you may need to click on the toggle options a few times to get the right options (tumblr still hasn’t fixed this, sadly).
credits: sidebar image for preview 1 was edited by me, artwork credit goes to katsura hoshino. unnested captions script was made by magnusthemes & neothm. modified pxu photoset script was made by bychloethemes and shythemes. tumblr controls fix was made by cyantists.
if you have any problems let me know, please read the rules, and like/reblog if using, thank you!!
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Tony: you're the Yee to my haw Steve
someone needs to stop @chicken--chips - Mads
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Peter: *falling asleep at his desk*
Tony: *slams papers on the desk*
Peter: sjjdhd
Tony: Paying for your sins from last night?
Peter: I wish you hadn't said that, I was with my aunt last night.
Tony: Is she hot?
Peter: What is wrong with you?
#tony stark#incorrect mcu quotes#iron man#Spiderman#peter parker#iron dad#spider son#aunt may#original: suits
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Peter: Morning Tony!
Tony:...
Peter: M-Mr Stark.
Peter: I just wanna thank you for keeping me on, you know despite the-
Peter: What I'm trying to say is, I'm gonna work really hard and I just wanna make you proud.
Peter: N-not like a son, we don't really look that much like.
Tony: *giving Peter a side eye*...
Peter: That's a really strange thing to say.
Tony: Stop talking, Parker.
#tony stark#incorrect mcu quotes#peter parker#iron man#Spiderman#iron dad#spider son#original: suits
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Tony: Why are you just telling me that now??
Peter: Because you were mad at me before!
Tony: So your response to that was to delay giving me important information?
#tony stark#incorrect mcu quotes#iron man#peter Parker#Spiderman#iron dad#spider son#original: suits
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