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Maverick: Everyone knows that Santa is an invention designed by the big five corporations to sell tinsel and video games to an unsuspecting public.

Rooster: The whole “childhood wonder” stage just blew right past you, didn’t it?

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Phoenix: May luck (and this picture I found of Rooster eating shredded cheese at 3 in the morning) be with you.

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Coyote: You know the sound a fork makes in the garbage disposal? That's the sound that my brain makes all the time.

Fanboy: That... Somehow makes a lot of sense.

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Hangman: I don’t mean to be rude—

Bob: Yet, sadly, accidental rudeness occurs alarmingly often.

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Maverick: I know this isn’t going to end well and I don’t care, so don’t you try and stop me!

Slider: I wasn’t stopping you. I was asking if you had a spare camera so I can record this.

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Fanboy: I eat cheerios because they’re heart healthy.

Fanboy: And my heart has been severely damaged, so Payback, if you’re out there—

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Hangman: Valentines Day? I'm ready. *Sprays an entire can of AXE body spray on himself*

Phoenix: See, that's why you get no bitches

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Iceman: Slider, gather the others. We need to have another Maverick-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-him-before-he-hurts-someone convention.

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Fanboy: What the fuck.

Fanboy: ESPN is showing the 2003 national jump rope championship.

Fanboy: Who the hell watches jump rope competiti- ooh bouncy.

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Rooster: The only thing keeping me from running away and hiding from society for the rest of my life is spite. I could disappear forever, but there are some bitches whose downfalls I have yet to witness, and I wanna be around when that happens.

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Iceman: Helpful grammar tip: “farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for methaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance!

Maverick: "Father" can be for physical distance too if yours is six feet under

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Maverick, texting Iceman: I broke into Goose's house and stole his Oreos. I’m a theif.

Maverick: Thief.

Maverick: Theif.

Iceman: I before E, except after C.

Maverick: Thceif.

Iceman: NO.

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Rooster: Where are you going?

Payback: To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way.

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Phoenix: Let’s write Hangman a friendly note, shall we? Dear... Incompetent... Dumbass...

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Bob: I was voted “friendliest classmate” in high school :)

Fanboy: I was voted “most likely to become a clown”…

Phoenix: You think that’s bad? HA! I was voted “most likely to get rabies”!

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Rooster: So, did everyone learn their lesson?

Fanboy: No.

Yale: I did not.

Coyote: I may have actually forgotten one.

Payback: Also no.

Rooster: Okay good, neither did I.

Phoenix: *Exhausted sigh*

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Rooster: What the fuck is wrong with you??

Phoenix: What? No good morning?

Rooster: Good morning, what the fuck is wrong with you??

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