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Violet: Louis has a very strange patchwork of knowledge. It's anybody's guess as to what he knows about ANY given topic. Watch. Violet: Hey, Louis, who sculpted Mount Rushmore? Louis: Guzton Borglum, then his son finished it. Violet: Now what state is it in? Louis: I dunno, Ecuador or something!

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Walter: Kenny, I cannot believe you would invite Carlos' daughter into our home. Clementine: Sir, if you say another bad word about her, I'm gonna knock you off that chair. Kenny: Clementine, these are my friends. Clementine: Yeah, well Sarah’s is my friend, and she's had it pretty rough. And I'm not gonna sit here and let them insult her. Luke: Clem, take it down. You're gonna wish you did later. Clementine: No, Luke. I mean, look at this table. Seven forks and ten knives, for what? You know what we had at the cabin? Five chopsticks and a spork from Kentucky Fried Chicken, and we did fine! We don't need to sit here and gravel... Sarah: Grovel. Clemenentine: Whatever-- for your food or their approval. All I can say is, you people are lucky Carlos took my BB gun. Let's go, Sarah.

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Clementine: I'm eighteen, I'm a celebrity, and today I'm going to die. AJ: Not one word of that is true.

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Clementine: Marlon, you’re growing up. You’re leading these kids, then you’re teaching them how to survive, and then maybe one day you could even have a family and be a father. Marlon: One day? I am a father. Clementine: ... Clementine: You have a dog, Marlon. Marlon: SHE’S MY BLOOD!

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Sarah: Is it okay if I swear? Clementine: Yes, Sarah, I will always allow you to swear. Sarah: F-... Clementine: Yes, go on. Sarah: I'm nervous.

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Carlos: You need to get this information to our dropbox at Howe’s in exactly two days. Rebecca: And if you miss the deadline, find a rattlesnake and shove that up your dickhole, ‘cause it'll be a lot more fun than what I'll do to you. Sarah: And safe travels! 

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Marlon: Clem, thank you again for taking care of those walkers at the train station. Clementine & AJ: ... Marlon: I’m also going to need your help with something else. Clementine: Ugh! We could have left! We had ample opportunity to leave! AJ: I saw it coming miles away and did nothing. Me, too.

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[Lee drinks something] Kenny: You scoundrel! Is that brandy? Lee: Oh... No, just water. Kenny: Water? Oh, I never touch the stuff. Fish fuck in it.

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Lee: Okay, Ben. I'm going to tell you something about my personal life. Ben: Really? Lee: My personal life is none of your business. The fact that I know things about YOUR personal life is one of the great sadnesses of my existence. Ben: Sorry about that. Lee: And the fact that you're going to know about mine is exponentially worse, but I don't see how we get around it. Lee: We're about to go on patrol with Carley. She and I are... involved. Ben: Everybody knows that. Lee: Can’t you pretend? Ben: ... Ben: Oh, you and Carley?! Wow!

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Lee: Need I remind you, Duck, what happens when you interfere with my investigation? Duck: The case gets solved?

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Carley: Lee, can you come up to my room? Lee: Sure. Kenny, if you’ll excuse us, Carley’s about to be very disappointed.

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Ben: We shouldn't have come. I knew it. We shouldn't have come. Lee: We had to. There's safety in numbers. Ben: Well, there's also death in numbers --- it's called a massacre.

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Louis: Clem, I have been charged with informing you that you need to get your little friend AJ to apologize unequivocally and immediately. Clementine: Yeah? Well, go shit yourself, Long Tall Sally, because I lecture MY kid in my OWN way and on my OWN terms.

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Louis: Violet, you’ll be playing the role of my mother. Violet: I don’t want to be your mother. Louis: Perfect, you already know your lines.

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AJ: Clementine is going away for the weekend, so I’m going to cut all the sleeves of my shirts while she’s gone. Tenn: Why in God’s name would you do that? AJ: She’s basically 95% of my impulse control.

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Clementine: I have feelings for you. Gabe: I have feelings for you. Narrator: The feeling was friendship, but neither had ever experienced it.

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