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Georgie: Marlene and I are going to be this island's biggest power couple once she gets over Antigone.

Marlene: Antigone and I are going to rule the world once she stops being straight.

Antigone: Eric and I are going to have an epic love story once he finally notices me.

Eric: Rudyard and I are going to be great once he gets over this silly little homoerotic rivalry thing.

Rudyard: I want Chapman dead.

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Antigone: Rudyard, you will play the part of our father.

Rudyard: I don't want to be our father.

Antigone: good, you already know your lines.

#wooden overcoats #antigone funn #rudyard funn #incorrect quotes #source: community

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Antigone: What? People actually tell their crushes they like them?

Georgie: What the hell do you do?

Antigone: I die? What sort of question-

#source: unknown #wooden overcoats

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Chapman: Uh, in case, like... If I tell you I love you... Would you say it back?

Georgie: yes.

Chapman: Okay. I love you.

Georgie: It back.

Chapman:

Chapman: Why do I even try.

#source: unknown #Wooden Overcoats

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Antigone: I don't feel comfortable around large groups of people.

Chapman: Well, what do you consider a big group?

Antigone: Anyone more than me.

#source: sabrina the teenage witch #wooden overcoats

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Rudyard: That's when I thought to myself, 'Don't think, Rudyard. Act."

Chapman: So you weren't thinking.

Rudyard: Not at all. I cannot emphasize enough how little I was thinking.

#source: parks and rec #wooden overcoats

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Rudyard: I miss Madeline.

Antigone: Well, you still have me.

Rudyard: It's not the same, Antigone! I can talk to Madeline about things that I can't talk about with you.

Antigone: Okay, well like what?

Rudyard: Well, for instance, the annoying things that you do.

Antigone: Rudyard!

Rudyard: See, I can't talk to you.

#source: that 70s show #wooden overcoats

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Georgie: Are you two, like, dating now?

Antigone: Yeah!

Chapman: Yes, we are.

Georgie: Why?

Chapman: I happen to find Antigone very appealing.

Georgie: Oh, I understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong in her head.

#source: drake and josh #wooden overcoats

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Georgie: I talked to Lady Templar today, and apparently, she and Chapman might break up.

Antigone: Oh, how awful!

Georgie: Antigone, you're smiling.

Antigone: Am I? Hmm.

#source: desperate housewives #wooden overcoats #georgie crusoe #antigone funn #eric chapman

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Georgie: Name a way to be nice to others.

Rudyard: Don't kill them.

Georgie: ... setting the bar a little low, but I'll allow it.

#source: unknown #wooden overcoats #georgie crusoe #rudyard funn

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Rudyard: *about Eric* Oh, so now I'm supposed to be nice and make friends and treat him with mutual respect?

Antigone: Yeah.

Rudyard: That's exactly what he wants me to do, Antigone, wake up!

Antigone: That's what everyone wants everyone to do.

#source: the good place #wooden overcoats #antigone funn #rudyard funn

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Antigone: Hey Chapman, how do I get revenge on those who've wronged me?

Eric: The best revenge is letting go and living well.

Antigone:...

Antigone: Hey Rudyard, how do I get revenge on those who've wronged me?

#source: unknown #wooden overcoats #antigone funn #rudyard funn #eric chapman

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Georgie: I have an idea. It's very uncool, but it's not illegal, technically. But it is a dick move.

Rudyard: I love it.

#source: parks and rec #wooden overcoats #rudyard funn #georgie crusoe

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*after another scheme fails*

Antigone: How did this happen? I thought you had this all planned out.

Rudyard: Do you want me to cry? Is that what you want? Do you wanna see me cry?

#source: friends #wooden overcoats #rudyard funn #antigone funn

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Georgie: Everybody know what they're doing?

Antigone: In general or in the plan?

Georgie: In the plan, Antigone.

Antigone: oh, phew.

#source: bob's burgers #wooden overcoats #georgie crusoe #antigone funn

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Georgie: Antigone, keep an eye on Rudyard today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get himself punched.

Antigone: Sure, I'd love to see Rudyard get punched.

Georgie: Try again.

Antigone: I will stop Rudyard from getting punched.

#source: B99 #incorrect quotes #wooden overcoats #georgie crusoe #antigone funn

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Georgie: Who broke the coffee machine? I'm not mad, I just want to know.

Antigone: I did it, I broke it.

Georgie: No. No, you didn't. Rudyard?

Rudyard: Don't look at me, look at Chapman.

Chapman: What? I didn't break it.

Rudyard: Huh, that's weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Chapman: Because it's standing right in front of us, and it's broken!

Rudyard: Suspicious.

Chapman: No it's not!

Reverend Wavering: If it matters, probably not, but Lady Templar was the last one to use it.

Lady Templar: Liar! I don't even drink that crap.

Rev. Wavering: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Lady Templar: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Reverend!

Antigone: Okay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Georgie.

Georgie: No! Who broke it?

Chapman: Mayor Desmond has been awfully quiet...

Desmond: Really? Oh my god!

[everybody arguing]

Georgie: I broke it. It burnt my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Georgie: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

#source: parks and rec #wooden overcoats #georgie crusoe #antigone funn #rudyard funn #eric chapman #lady templar #nigel wavering #desmond desmond #incorrect quotes